H&N's Out of Context Week in Review, 9/25

Nigel (0:00)

Nigel, Jerry Lopez filling in for Hammer. Allison is our esteemed producer, and she has one of our favorite segments every week, the out of context, end of week montage.

Allison (0:14)

Hit it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:15)

Do you feel pressure, is sweat coming off your head?

SPEAKER_4 (0:18)

Are you trying to blow out an o-ring to get finished?

Allison (0:20)

Yes, and I don't have time to clean myself.

Nigel (0:27)

I cut loose from my parents and I just drank a red dog.

SPEAKER_4 (0:32)

Allison, you know what a moose knuckle is?

Nigel (0:35)

You annoy a gorilla, you're getting your face ripped off.

SPEAKER_4 (0:39)

He played college football before they were super rich, but now he's out there stealing health trucks.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

Life comes at you fast.

Nigel (0:47)

I want my own Kindle.

SPEAKER_4 (0:50)

It's long, it's strong. It's down to get the friction on.

Nigel (0:55)

Man, I might puke.

SPEAKER_3 (0:57)

It's no secret that actress Kat Dennings has some impressive calcium cannons.

Nigel (1:05)

My wife would have strangled me if I would have kept the farting up.

SPEAKER_4 (1:09)

You can't just rub baking soda all over your crotch, and next thing you know, you look like Shaq down there. That's not how it works. Is that what you're telling me, Nigel?

Nigel (1:19)

I wasn't telling you that explicitly. A sinner, a saint, rock and roll country, a little taint.

Allison (1:27)

There you go. Allison's out of context.

Nigel (1:30)

Hammer and Nigel, end of the week montage. It's The Hammer and Nigel Show.