Guapdad On What Makes A Relationship Real, The Lifestyle Of A Divorced Wife & His New Album (Part 2)

**Guapdad 4000** (0:00)
I'm gonna start playing Paul in the videos, like how Stan Lee be in the Marvel movies.

**Paul Pierce** (0:05)
It's just Paul at the pizza place, but it's always Pete.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:09)
I'm crying, that's actually good.

**Guapdad 4000** (0:11)
That'd be crazy, actually.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:13)
That would be dope.

**Guapdad 4000** (0:14)
That would actually be insane.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:16)
That would be dope.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:17)
Hey, that's fine.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:18)
Come on, dog, let me just sit. You know, if it's a pool scene, I like that scene, or whatever kind of scene.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:25)
I like that scene, either.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:28)
Of course you do.
This is to taking over the game. All right, everybody, welcome to Truth After Dark.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:00)
Do you think that men or women are more toxic?

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:09)
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**Shannon Sharpe** (2:45)
Let me ask you something, because we on our last episode, we talked about the maintenance of females.

**Guapdad 4000** (2:55)
Can I ask you something?

**Azar Farideh** (2:56)
Yes, of course.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:57)
We talked about the maintenance of females in Azar.
We talked about a basic package, we talked about a gold package, and we talked about a platinum package. So in a relationship, this is what females need. The basic package for a female, if you were a girl in today's climate, hair, nails, what else? Coochie wax, eyebrows, so the price on that, so that's lashes. Now this is the copper package. Oh, that is going to add up to 2000 I'm like, damn.

**Guapdad 4000** (3:48)
That's the entry level.

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:49)
That's in 2000 that be... So man, if you're going to be in a relationship with a semi-cute girl or just a cute girl, wait, what's she got to be in 2000? I got to... She got to be cute. She got to be cute.

**Azar Farideh** (4:06)
Yes.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:07)
She got to be cute.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:08)
You got to be cute because we don't want to see no bitch do all that and still look like a mess.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:11)
Six is cute.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:13)
Okay.

**Azar Farideh** (4:14)
She has to be at least a six.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:16)
Well, a six is cute.

**Guapdad 4000** (4:20)
Is it?

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:21)
A six is cute, right? A six is cute, Guap.

**Paul Pierce** (4:27)
I'll say seven. All right.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:29)
So a six is, all right. So we want to hear y'all comments on what y'all think is cute. So to me, a six is cute.
I can work with the cute. I can work with the six. Or is six a cool?

**Guapdad 4000** (4:43)
I'll say six is cool.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:44)
Okay, so seven.

**Guapdad 4000** (4:45)
Seven and eight, you getting into cute and pretty.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:49)
No, but a seven is nice.

**Guapdad 4000** (4:53)
Eight is nice.

**Shannon Sharpe** (4:54)
No, eight is, she, she, no, if you dealing with a seven, you like, because think about a seven. On any given day, she could be a nine.