Gang Show 188 - Cat Dog Tree

Scotty Kummer (0:01)

Hey guys, this is going to be a gang show. This is an old gang show.

As you might know, our friend Ed Pedrosa is trying to recover from a heart situation. He, you know, we don't know a lot right now. We just know that he's been in the ICU for a week, or since Monday, and that he's on a ventilator, and that things are rough for him. And I want to mix it up and put out a show where he was being at his best. This is Gang Show 188 from 2022 It's called Kat Dog Tree Show.

It's one of my favorites. It's one of a lot of people's favorites. I hope you enjoy it. And if you've already enjoyed it, I hope you enjoy it again. But keep Eddie in your thoughts and prayers. You know, he was one of the really, really good people. You never meet anybody that has anything bad to say about him. He was kind and loved the squirrels and the people and the homeless and the, I mean, I can't say enough good things about him. He was just a really good dude. And I ran with him on Sunday, or I'm sorry, Saturday. We had a shakeout run for the marathon. And it was like there was nothing wrong. I mean, it was typical Eddie. But you know, it didn't seem like there was anything bothering him at all. So it's real sad. And keep him in your thoughts. And here is Kat Dogg Tree Show.

Stop it.

Kat (1:29)

I changed my position.

SPEAKER_4 (1:31)

He's doing a great job.

Ed Pedrosa (1:32)

Just fantastic.

Mandi Florett (1:38)

You're the greatest.

Holly Lindroth (1:39)

Mandy, these muffins are delicious.

Mandi Florett (1:42)

And they're healthy. They're gluten free.

Ed Pedrosa (1:44)

They have eggs.

Mandi Florett (1:45)

I don't know if they're vegan.

Scotty Kummer (1:46)

I like that we're kicking off the show talking about how hot Mandy's muffins are.

Kat (1:52)

So, Eddie can't eat the muffins, right, because they have eggs?

Ed Pedrosa (1:55)

Eggs.

Mandi Florett (1:55)

Eggs. And so, vegan, that's a no-no. No eggs.

Ed Pedrosa (1:59)

Anything that comes from an animal. Comes out of their butt, right?

Mandi Florett (2:02)

Where do the eggs come from?

Ed Pedrosa (2:03)

I don't think they have a butt. Chicken definitely has a butt.

Mandi Florett (2:07)

They give it poop.

Ed Pedrosa (2:08)

But they don't have vagina, right?

Kat (2:11)

Wait, the egg comes out of the butt?

Holly Lindroth (2:13)

I think the egg comes out of the butt.

SPEAKER_2 (2:14)

I don't know how many holes.

Mandi Florett (2:15)

Run much farther, run much farther, run much farther.

SPEAKER_8 (2:20)

Record it on Strava.

Ed Pedrosa (2:22)

Scott's mixing.

Holly Lindroth (2:23)

There's something wrong here. There's something wrong.

Ed Pedrosa (2:25)

DJ Scott.

Holly Lindroth (2:26)

Remix December 2022

SPEAKER_9 (2:29)

I fixed it.

Kat (2:30)

Oh my God. What was that?

SPEAKER_9 (2:32)

Okay.

Scotty Kummer (2:33)

Okay, we're back.

Ed Pedrosa (2:34)

Sexy time. Chicken sex.

Mandi Florett (2:36)

Chicken butts.

Ed Pedrosa (2:37)

Don't have vaginas.

SPEAKER_9 (2:38)

No, no, no.

Kat (2:38)

Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_9 (2:39)

Chickens don't have sex.

Kat (2:40)

You think they poop that eggs are on their butts?

Mandi Florett (2:41)

They don't have sex when they have vaginas.

Holly Lindroth (2:43)

Because eggs come out with poop on them.

Kat (2:46)

Eww.

SPEAKER_9 (2:47)

The eggs do.

Mandi Florett (2:48)

And chickens don't have sex. I just learned this about a year ago.

Kat (2:50)

Ever.

SPEAKER_4 (2:51)

Not even for fun.

Holly Lindroth (2:51)

No, they sit on top of each other and go pfft.

Scotty Kummer (2:53)

Not recreationally.

Ed Pedrosa (2:54)

That's chicken sex.

SPEAKER_4 (2:55)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Mandi Florett (2:57)

The boy has to sit on the egg.

Scotty Kummer (2:58)

I think this is a bigger problem than the fact that we steal our eggs is that they don't get to have sex.

Kat (3:01)

I know.

Holly Lindroth (3:02)

Why do they stand on top of each other?

SPEAKER_4 (3:03)

You guys.

Mandi Florett (3:04)

Well, if they don't sit on the eggs, then we eat the eggs.

SPEAKER_4 (3:07)

It doesn't become a gen's job.

Kat (3:08)

Wait, what?

Mandi Florett (3:13)

The boy sits on the egg.

Kat (3:14)

No, that's not how it works, Mandi.

Scotty Kummer (3:18)

She's an agricultural lawyer.

Kat (3:20)

Wait a second.

Mandi Florett (3:21)

You thought that the boys sit on the eggs? I thought the girls poop out there, whatever, the eggs come out, and then the boy sits on the eggs to fertilize it.