Fort Hood Mass Shooter Scheduled for Execution

Nigel (0:00)

What's the big money-making idea you've always had, Hammer? It involves a pay-per-view or something like that. Remind me.

Hammer (0:09)

Pay-per-view executions, Nigel.

Nigel (0:11)

That's right.

Hammer (0:12)

It's all part of my death channel, where we would, you know, through the week, show various funerals from around the country, kind of like NFL Red Zone, we'll jump from funeral to funeral. But special events, we will have pay-per-view executions where you can pay a fee, and that fee partially would go to the victims of whoever's been done wrong here.

Nigel (0:36)

Another part of the fee would go to you.

Hammer (0:38)

Correct. We got to have operating costs, right? We have to pay the bills. We got to keep the lights on. But I do think a lot of people would want to pay money to watch this rotten bastard from Fort Hood meet his maker.

Nigel (0:51)

Well, you might have that chance. The Pentagon and Donald Trump has signed off on it. Going to convict, you know, convicted Fort Hood mass shooter by firing squad. They're going to execute him by firing squad.

Hammer (1:06)

None of this Tennessee crap here. No, we couldn't find a vein. No all female death squad. No. Well, maybe the drugs have expired. Good old fashioned lead, baby. And it's a heck of a lot cheaper.

Nigel (1:21)

God, this guy's been alive way too long anyway. Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood mass shooter.

Thirteen people dead, thirty two others wounded. Happened in 2009

Hammer (1:34)

And he was in the United States Armed Forces.

Nigel (1:38)

Yeah.

Hammer (1:39)

But in like his interviews that he's done afterwards, he said at some point throughout his time of enlistment, he switched sides and was sympathetic to the people that, you know, the US was in conflict with. So he killed thirteen people and wounded thirty two others on his base.

Nigel (2:00)

First of all, this never would have happened under Joe Biden in terms of getting rid of this guy, eliminating him from the face of the planet.

Hammer (2:11)

The auto pen may have gave him a pardon.

Now, think about all the people that got pardons on the way out the door from Joe Biden. I'm not even going to rip Joe Biden for this because he has no idea that these things probably even happened.

Nigel (2:26)

Zero.

Hammer (2:27)

It's the auto pen that signed off on all of this stuff.

But no, I'm here for it. And according to Pete Hegseth and the Pentagon, it will be by firing squad. Leave no doubt. So let's put this thing on my channel, Nigel. How many people would sign up to watch this anti-American scumbag get sent to hell? I'd give you a little bit of my money. If I'm willing to spend 20 bucks in the drive through a Taco Bell on myself, you don't think I want this level of entertainment one evening on my television?

Nigel (2:59)

Would you make it like would there be entertainment before and after? Would there be like a live broadcast, like some maybe a band or something beforehand or a stand up comedian possibly?

Hammer (3:11)

I would love if there were a comedian to lighten the mood. But in my mind, it's almost like a UFC event, like where the lights go down and the music comes on. You hear like Enter Sandman or Welcome to the Jungle. And that's when you see the executors walk in. And then, you know, here comes the piece of crap. And maybe you can play the Darth Vader theme.

And then there's a countdown. The crowd gets into it like New Year's Eve. Three, two, one. And that's when the crowd just lights this dude up like the Fourth of July.

I'm a showman, man. That's how I would put this event on.

Nigel (3:49)

You could do like a lottery where you get to be a celebrity or like a guest fire squatter.

Hammer (3:57)

Maybe there's a make a wish kid that wants to sign up for that.

Nigel (4:00)

Geez, like I wasn't going to go there, but OK.

Hammer (4:04)

Yeah, I mean, let's my network. We would allow it now. And I think Pete Hegseth would go for it, too.

Like, you don't have to give him the gun that has the actual bullet in it. But you could give him like once got the blanks in it because the way this works, it's my understanding. Not all of the guns have live rounds.

Nigel (4:22)

You never know which one. So like, why is that, by the way? Like, you never know which guns have live rounds and which guns have blanks. It's because you don't want to like the people that are in the firing squad, the people that are pulling the trigger, like maybe they feel guilty or something like that. So maybe you just you never know. Oh, well, I don't know if my gun had a live round or not. So I I might not be guilty.