FIFA Fans Discovering America is AWESOME artwork

FIFA Fans Discovering America is AWESOME

Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast

June 23, 2026

Seeing all these videos of tourists from different countries discovering American things has been so fun!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
So, I've been on social media, like even when I was in Ireland, I was following on social media, and I can't get enough of all these videos of travelers from these other countries.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:12)
Foreigners.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
Experiencing all the things that we take for granted, like Walmart and Buc-E's and the Waffle House.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
Raising Canes.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:22)
Raising Canes. There's a thing called the FIFA 15
Now, if you've had somebody that's gone to college, there was the Freshman 15, where you start drinking, you don't work out as much.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:35)
You gain 15 pounds. You gain 15 pounds.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:38)
These soccer fans are coming over here and going to Outback Steakhouse every night. They're getting the FIFA 15
They're loading up on barbecue and ranch and trying to take it on their airlines. They're drinking Boston bars out of booze.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:53)
Lots of sodium and preservatives here in America, ladies and gentlemen.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:57)
Here are some World Cup fans. It is early midnight in Boston and we needed some food.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:03)
After we went to the pub, we got raisins and canes to try.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:05)
I went for the boxed combo meal.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:08)
I'm actually so excited. I feel like I've seen so many people do mukbangs. Oh my God, Mark, that sauce.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:15)
It's delicious.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:16)
It's almost like garlicky. The chips are really basic, but in the sauce, it's delicious. Speaking in English.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:20)
I guess that goodness would be like drunk food. Chips are basic, the sauce is delicious.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:24)
I heard that. Basically, she's saying raisin and canes is drunk food, from what I understand.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:30)
And nobody would know that more than the Scots.
The Scots have been the breakout stars of the World Cup here in America. Not because their team is the best, but their fans, the Tartan Army, they went to Boston, they took over Boston. They drank Boston out of beer.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:50)
How do you do that?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:51)
I mean, they go hard. So now their team plays tomorrow in Miami. So last night, like the Tartan Army, as they're known as, the Scott fans, they went to a Miami Marlins baseball game. And again, I don't know how much they know about baseball. Take a listen to this. This is just a random fly ball, not even that deep in the first inning. And after the guy catches it, these drunken soccer fans, it sounds like when the Cubs won the World Series.
It was a fly ball just past the infield. And then at one point in the stadium, that's awesome. They're playing the song from the Proclaimers. I would walk my man. Dude, these fans got into it.
I mean, they packed that place.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:54)
America needs such a bad place to be.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
It's not. It's The Hammer and Nigel Show.

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