Female Comedian HATES Female Comedians...

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Time for Twins part. It's gonna be a damn good show.

Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (0:05)

And I was doing comedy, and I was doing comedy everywhere I could. So there was like two groups that split in the comedy faction. There were the communists who wanted to make sure that everybody stopped doing comedy, and then there were people who were actually good at it. They were like, fuck this, and we kept doing it. But eventually it got to a point where, you know, I realized that I was living in a really dangerous, hostile environment. Like I looked around and I was like, oh, if the order came in, my own neighbors would turn me into a camp. Like I knew that. And I was like, yeah, I got to get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_1 (0:43)

Austin is pretty bad, too, right? They got a saying down at Austin, keep Austin weird. Yeah. I've been there a couple of times, and somebody with his fucking bike must ride us over.

SPEAKER_2 (0:52)

How about those fucking scooters, those retarded squads? I feel like kicking them, like, you know?

SPEAKER_1 (0:56)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (0:57)

You're a grown man, you're on a scooter.

This is what I'm talking, this is the pussification of America. They turn every man into a, like, scooter riding pussy.

SPEAKER_1 (1:06)

Yeah. You know? What got you started in comedy?

SPEAKER_2 (1:10)

You know, people told me I was funny for a long time, and I thought they were retarded, because I was like, I'm a woman, so.

SPEAKER_1 (1:18)

I can't be funny.

SPEAKER_2 (1:19)

I can't be funny, you know what I mean? I never really thought of myself as funny, because I always just thought I was making fun of stupid shit, you know, just highlighting stupid shit.

SPEAKER_1 (1:28)

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_2 (1:28)

Like, I remember I used to teach these classes to, like, college kids, and they would just be cracking up, you know, and one of the things, like, we have to do some problem about cow farts or whatever. And I was like, all these vegans were like, the poor cows. I'm like, have you seen a cow? That thing would never survive in the wild. A cow should be grateful we eat it. That's why it's still here.

I just thought that was an obvious thing. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_1 (1:54)

Most women don't think like you, though. My wife is sharing stuff with me on TikTok. She's laughing and she shows me, I'm like, that's funny.

She shows me things, she's dying laughing. I'm like, that's not funny.

SPEAKER_2 (2:06)

Yeah, I've had that reaction too. When women show me things.

The things they like, I'm like, this is... I mean, they watch content, giving them advice about how to get a man. I'm like, how are you going to take advice from another retard? That's the blind leading the blind. Especially with these women these days who are... I'll just say this. They all love to call me a pick-me girl. They're like, you're a pick-me girl. I'm like, I don't have to be a pick-me girl. I get picked all the time. So go fuck yourself, okay? And second of all, you're a pick-me girl, actually. You want to be picked by the woke crowd. You want to be picked by all the other women. So basically, you're a lesbian, right?

Since the beginning of time, women have wanted to be picked by good, strong men. You're getting picked by faggots. Can I say that?

SPEAKER_1 (2:56)

I don't know. I just said it.

SPEAKER_2 (2:57)

You're supposed to.

SPEAKER_1 (2:58)

But you can say it.

SPEAKER_2 (2:59)

You know what I mean? They're getting picked by these beta simp males who will say things like, I'm a feminist, too, right? And then you go to the restaurant, and you got to split the bill. You go home, you got to split the rent. And then they don't want to have kids. And then you don't understand why you hate them and you want to kill them. It's because you got exactly what you said you wanted, which isn't actually what you wanted.

So all these women who give advice about how to get men and whatever, a lot of it is just totally misleading. And what I've noticed is a lot of older feminists won't tell the younger feminists the truth because misery loves company. They made these decisions. They're clearly mistakes, huge mistakes.

They can't bring themselves to say that was a mistake. I wish I hadn't done that because the pain of that, it threatens to destroy them, you know. And then they have to take something women don't like, personal accountability for the decisions they made. And I was a liberal and I was a feminist and I made mistakes. I look at the shit that I did and I go, this was wrong. You know, like.