Execution Date Set for Ft Hood Mass Shooter

Hammer (0:00)

Would you like a happier story, Nigel?

Nigel (0:02)

Oh, God, please.

Hammer (0:04)

We've got an execution date for that scumbag at Fort Hood, baby. We have finalized a date.

Nigel (0:11)

OK, I'll take it. Fine.

Hammer (0:13)

You know how sometimes couples have been engaged for a long time, and then they'll finally let you know, we've set a date. December 3rd, one o'clock Central Time, which I believe would be two o'clock Eastern here in Indiana.

That's when this scumbag, the Fort Hood killer will meet the firing squad. I feel like if I repeat Hegseth, I would send out wedding-like invitations and invite the public to this. This is a federal execution with the firing squad. As a matter of fact, Nigel, if you go to our Twitter right now, at Hammer and Nigel, you'll see what I think the invitation should look like if the Secretary of War decided to send out invitations, inviting the masses to watch this ass get justice.

Nigel (1:07)

Oh, could you imagine getting that in the mail?

Hammer (1:11)

RSVP me right now.

RSVP me and my plus one. We will be there.

Nigel (1:18)

How much would you pay? Okay, say like, all right, Hammer, you can come to this execution, but you got to pay your own way.

How much money would you spend to go witness this live?

Hammer (1:32)

Oh, I'm taking out a loan. I'm taking out a loan if I have to. I want to be there for this.

Nigel (1:36)

10 grand?

Hammer (1:38)

Maybe. Yeah. Wow. 10 grand.

Nigel (1:40)

Wow. I mean, you got to get into the venue.

Hammer (1:45)

Correct.

Nigel (1:45)

Okay, you got to pay to get in, but there's hotel, airfare, food, concessions, toilet.

Hammer (1:52)

Right. Like, I hope they have a beer vendor walking around. Cold beer!

Cold beer here!

Nigel (1:58)

You got to pay for the beer.

Hammer (2:00)

Right. And then they've got their special group of snipers lined up. And like you hear, like the sports music, come on. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hey!

Nigel (2:09)

Hey!

Hammer (2:11)

Crowd fired up. We're doing the wave.

And we're watching this scumbag be on that next highway to hell. Oh, man. You can't get that experience anywhere else.

Nigel (2:22)

Would you, if this was on Pay-Per-View, that you just hit me with an idea. Would you play music while the the execution was going on?

Would you play some heavy metal, death metal music?

Hammer (2:36)

I would lead up to the shooting. Yeah. But then I would want people to hear the gunfire.

Nigel (2:41)

OK.

Hammer (2:41)

And if he were to yell out anything in pain, I would want to hear that, too.

Nigel (2:45)

OK, that makes sense.

Hammer (2:46)

So then maybe, you know, like after he's officially been pronounced dead, maybe we can turn on na na na na. Hey, goodbye.

I put the invitation on Twitter and Facebook. Not everybody's on Twitter. I get that. Check out the Hammer and Nigel Show Facebook page. This is what I think the invitation should look like from the Secretary of War. It's amazing.