Episode 568: Hustlers University Graduate Center

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
You start with a girl, you download OnlyFans on your phone, you take her ID pictures, her name, everything it takes to verify the account, you verify the account on your phone, and you control the account. So you are now in charge of her OnlyFans. I learned every tip and trick it takes to make sure a girl gets paid. I know how to make sure the girl can't run away. And of course, they don't go out. They're not allowed out. You stay in the house. Because once you teach a girl how to do this, she has the ability to make unlimited money from home. Why would she still give it to you? Why doesn't she just run off and keep it all for herself?

**Brace Belden** (0:51)
And that was our guest today, Andrew Tate, from a video that he made. My name is Brace Belden, the Ethical Pimp.

**Liz** (1:01)
I'm Liz.

**Brace Belden** (1:02)
I'm producer Young Chomsky.

**Liz** (1:05)
And this is True Anon. Hello, everyone.

**Brace Belden** (1:07)
Hello. Welcome.

**Liz** (1:10)
Welcome. Hello.

**Brace Belden** (1:12)
I don't know if I would be a pimp.

**Liz** (1:14)
That's good. Wait, you should know that you wouldn't.

**Brace Belden** (1:17)
I don't know if I would be one. Because of maybe the pimping ain't easy tagline, I'm like, well, then I'm not interested.

**Liz** (1:25)
You just want what's easy.

**Brace Belden** (1:26)
Yeah. Well, then what is easy? I'm not interested in what's hard. Can you just tell me something that's easy and I'll do that job? Give me a break.
Andrew Tate is bald. And I don't think we should hold that against him.

**Liz** (1:40)
Interesting.

**Brace Belden** (1:41)
It's always been my opinion. I don't want to... You'd love to shoehorn this into episodes. But I think that actually being bald is not a reflection of like your soul.

**Liz** (1:51)
Well, it reflects some other things sometimes.

**Brace Belden** (1:53)
Yeah, the sun. That's what I don't... You know, the moon.

**Liz** (1:58)
That's where I was going with that one.

**Brace Belden** (1:59)
Oh, well, I don't know.

**Liz** (2:00)
Maybe you could reflect... I have to actually... You know what? It's going to be a while. It's been a while since I looked upon Andrew Tate's dome. And I need to just look at the hairline.
Have there been... Oh.

**Brace Belden** (2:14)
Yeah.

**Liz** (2:15)
So he did try to do the transplant.

**Brace Belden** (2:17)
I think there was like a botched Gary Steingart circumcision style incident.

**Liz** (2:22)
It didn't take...

**Brace Belden** (2:23)
Yeah. His body rejected the transplant.

**Liz** (2:28)
Does that happen?

**Brace Belden** (2:30)
Of your hair? Probably happens. I don't know.
It's never, honestly, it's never even been something I've looked into a little bit because I don't need to. But I'm sure that it does. Like, some people go to Turkey and like come back, and then two weeks later, they unwrap their head and they have even less hair.

**Liz** (2:47)
I feel like this was a long time ago with the transplant, but now, oh wait, excuse me.
This is from AI, which I prefer. Andrew Tate's hairline is the subject of frequent online speculation, fair enough, with hair restoration experts, of which Brace is, of course, amateur.

**Brace Belden** (3:10)
Number one.

**Liz** (3:12)
An amateur hair restoration expert. And observers analyzing that he likely underwent a follicular unit extraction.

**Brace Belden** (3:20)
Pause on that, brother. What? A follicular unit extraction?

**Liz** (3:25)
That's my streamer name.

**Brace Belden** (3:26)
They call me follicular. What?
Not with that hair, yeah.

**Liz** (3:32)
FUE.

**Brace Belden** (3:34)
FUE? Interesting.

**Liz** (3:36)
Hair transplant to address a receding hairline, though he predominantly keeps his head shaved. Okay, I have a question. If he did the extraction…

**Brace Belden** (3:45)
The FUE.

**Liz** (3:47)
And it didn't… I mean, the only reason is it didn't take… Why would he continue to shave the head?

**Brace Belden** (3:51)
What do you mean? Well, to me, shaving the head is a follicular extraction. You're extracting all the follicles from your head.

**Liz** (3:58)
So he had the hair transplant.

**Brace Belden** (4:00)
Yeah. Didn't take…

**Liz** (4:01)
But something went wrong.

**Brace Belden** (4:04)
Yeah.

**Liz** (4:04)
And now he has to shave. It's not like he got the hair transplant, and then he's like, you know what? Maybe I do look better with the old pool cube.

**Brace Belden** (4:13)
I would be bickering that bitch every single day.

**Liz** (4:16)
We are going…

**Brace Belden** (4:16)
We are fucking… I would look… I would be so smooth and shiny that women would come up and rub me like a genie for good luck. Like, Buddhist belly.