Episode 555: Observations III

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
Hello, I'm Ambassador Herschel Walker. I have an important message for Americans visiting or living in the Bahamas. The beautiful waters here are one of the reasons people love to visit these islands. But I need to warn you about some serious dangers associated with renting jet skis and small watercraft, and swimming at beaches where jet skis and small watercraft are being operated in shallow waters, particularly around Nassau and Paradise Island.
We've lost America's lives to preventable accidents.
Multiple visitors have been hospitalized. America have also been sexually assaulted by jet ski operators who take victims to isolated islands. Many watercraft are unsafe and operators are unlicensed and uninsured.
That's why US government employees are banned from renting or riding jet skis.

**Brace Belden** (1:20)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show. My name is Brace Belden.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:25)
I'm producer Yung Chomsky.

**Brace Belden** (1:26)
And this is the True Anon podcast. Once again, once again, we have had a last minute guest cancellation.
Third time, I think.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:44)
But who's counting?

**Brace Belden** (1:45)
Who's counting? Not me.
And, you know, it's it's been usually I'd call up my cohost and say, what's your ideas? I can't even remember if there ever was a cohost on this show.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:57)
Sometimes it's all a little hazy.

**Brace Belden** (1:59)
I can't remember the last time I spoke to a woman. So last night, I drank five Celsius. That's a lie. I didn't do that. I'm afraid of Celsius.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:09)
What's that in Fahrenheit?

**Brace Belden** (2:10)
Actually, I'm moving past that.
Last night, I had a freak out and decided to dip my wiggling little piggy toes back into some current events, survey the scene. There's a lot of news this week involving a lot of different things all over this world. I tried to get some of it, but you know what? This time, the third time that we've had this cancellation, they've been forced to do this, it's the shortest window to write an episode yet.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:43)
You work best under pressure.

**Brace Belden** (2:46)
That's true, but I also, it's not fun to do. It actually sucks to work under pressure.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:52)
But it's fun for them to listen to.

**Brace Belden** (2:53)
I guess. I was up till three in the morning last night, not working. I worked until about midnight, but then I was up for another three hours trying to get myself to go to sleep so I could wake up and work some more that did not work. Nevertheless, we are here.
In this vulnerable state, I'm very open to new information.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:13)
So what do I do?

**Brace Belden** (3:14)
Just like some, what, a Brazilian or a Pole or something, I open the WhatsApp in the morning. See if one of my horrible, distant cousins living back in the old country has messaged me asking me for money or something like that.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:30)
Any sort of foreign royalty?

**Brace Belden** (3:32)
Yes. But I belong to a number of what you might call Zionist group chats. I'm not actually sure what else you would call them. You might call them, you would definitely call them that.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:41)
That seems like a neutral descriptor.

**Brace Belden** (3:43)
And this one is called Pens for Swords 23

**Yung Chomsky** (3:47)
Wow.

**Brace Belden** (3:48)
And I was very excited because they released, and I look forward to this every week, the slogan of the week. Will you read this out for our listeners?

**Yung Chomsky** (3:59)
We're sharing this weekly effort and we need everyone's participation.
Here is this week's edition of Slogans of the Week, which we ask you all to circulate all over social media. Mass manipulation works by repetition. Let's expose their hypocrisy, hate and lies. Please share this all your social media accounts. If you don't have social media, please forward to people who do. This only works as a team.
Slogan coming at you in a minute.

**Brace Belden** (4:30)
And as you can imagine, edge of my seat, that nervous feeling that you have when you're gonna throw up or you're gonna shit your pants, you're gonna go crazy. It was, I was feeling things in my body that could have been solved only by high dose Vicodin or propanolol.
Finally, the next message comes in and you will never believe this. I was prepared for a slogan, but instead I was given, well, a slogan, but really a stylized one. It's written in, it's sort of, I would say a meme format, perfect for sharing.

**Yung Chomsky** (5:03)
It's almost more of a treatise than a slogan. It's something, you know, I was really trying to enunciate the way it's written, but it's really not written in a very speaking style. No. I don't imagine anyone on their side is doing these.