Ep. 1832 - No News Is Bad News. The Clancy Case Should Be Over By Now.

**Matt Walsh** (0:00)
It's been four days now, and a duly sworn jury consisting of nine women and three men is unable to decide whether murder is a crime in the state of Massachusetts. The judge dismissed the jury this afternoon after they couldn't reach a verdict again. And although he's obligated to send them back to reconsider and continue deliberations a couple of times, it seems unlikely they'll ever reach a consensus. One juror, an older woman, was clearly frustrated at the judge's instruction to go back to the jury room. While two younger female members of the jury reportedly smiled. And to make matters worse, there's reason to believe that several of these members of the jury, the ones who are clearly inclined to let Lindsay Clancy go free after she murdered her three children, may see themselves as part of the larger deranged TikTok mob that gathers outside the courthouse every day in support of women's constitutional right to do whatever they want without suffering any consequences whatsoever. Particularly if you ever bought into the lies of feminism, it's one of the more depressing spectacles you'll ever see. A mass psychosis rooted in narcissism, so pervasive it infects everything, even our juries. More than a million dollars has been raised for this woman who executed her own kids. It's enough to make you rethink the Salem witch trials all these centuries later. Remind me, who were the villains in that story again? Maybe that'd be a good topic for a Real History episode sometime. I don't know. Until then, here's a thought experiment. One that up until very recently in this country's history, would have been extremely straightforward and uncontroversial albeit very disturbing at the same time. Imagine that one day you wake up from a stupor to discover that, while you were not consciously aware, you had murdered all of your children. Now, this scenario is of course morbidly absurd. The idea that a loving parent could one day just wake up to find out that against their will they had executed their whole family is preposterous. But this is the scenario that Clancy's defense attorney and her legion of female groupies want us to imagine. They insist that Clancy was indeed a loving mother, a good mother who was driven by forces outside of her control to systematically slaughter her children. They tell us that this could happen to any of us. Now there's ample and conclusive evidence that this scenario did not actually occur. It's clear that Clancy intentionally murdered her children. There was no psychotic stupor. But for the sake of argument, let's imagine that something like this kind of murderous days were to actually happen. So put yourself, as impossible as it is, into this fictional nightmare scenario, the one that the defense and Clancy's defenders want us to imagine. So put yourself there. You've just killed your children through no conscious fault of your own. Well, what do you do next? Okay, let's go through this. Here are a few steps you would immediately take without any doubt. First, you try to revive your children, even if it's clearly a hopeless situation. I mean, this would be the first inevitable step for any loving parent who suddenly regained consciousness to find themselves in the middle of this kind of horrifying scene. The first thing you do is you would rush to your children and try desperately to revive them. Next, you would call the police and you would explain the urgency of the situation to the 911 operator. That's a given. Then once you were confident that first responders were on the way, you would do two things. One of two things.
One possibility is that you would either kill yourself with ten times the rage and determination that your unconscious psychotic evil self had used to kill your children, or you would remain alive to face justice. And when I say face justice, I mean you would beg the court to give you the harshest possible penalty. You would forego a trial entirely, not only because you wouldn't contest your guilt because you would know that you did it, but also for the sake of sparing the spouse whose life you just ruined. You would not drag your spouse and your family through a long, highly publicized trial, one where your spouse would be demonized and become the target of conspiracy theories by hordes of retarded feminist TikTok zombies. You would simply plead guilty and you would go to prison in shame and repentance. No loving parent would even want to go on living a normal life out in society after having done something like this. You wouldn't fight for your freedom. You wouldn't desire freedom. You wouldn't desire anything but to just crawl into the darkest hole in the jail that they can give you and just die as quickly as possible. Okay. A loving parent on the other side of a catastrophe like this, could not ever find joy or purpose in their life ever again. A loving parent would hate themselves far more than any stranger could possibly hate them and desire to see themselves punished far more than any of us could desire that. But Lindsay Clancy, strangely enough, did not take any of these actions after she murdered her children. On every point, she did the opposite. Around the time she was committing the homicides, she took a phone call from her husband, whom she had sent away on an errand, demonstrating, of course, that she was not out of her mind at the time. This was all planned. After the murders were completed, she did not call the police. She did not attempt to revive her children or contact emergency services. As the prosecutor pointed out in closing arguments, she didn't even pick them up and put them in their beds, at least giving them some symbolic shred of dignity in death. Instead, she left them face down on the basement floor. This loving mother. Then, having strangled her three children to death in a methodical, systematic, violent, determined manner, one by one with exercise bands that collapsed their airways and forced their eyes to bulge in their heads, Clancy suddenly became extremely tentative and apprehensive in her alleged suicide attempt that followed. Armed with a knife, Clancy somehow managed to cause only superficial injuries to her wrists when she was supposedly trying to end her life. And for her grand finale, Clancy jumped out of a second story window. Yes, a second story residential window. I mean, short of, I don't know, shooting yourself with a Nerf gun, it would be hard to imagine a more cartoonish, ineffective, unserious way to kill yourself than jumping out of a second story residential window.