Ep. 173 – CHang Gilis

Nick Mullen (0:00)

Well, we're back, folks.

Adam Friedland (0:04)

Hello.

Nick Mullen (0:06)

And we're doing an extra Chinese episode.

Adam Friedland (0:13)

Welcome to CumTown. Nick, what do you think about the recent controversy?

Nick Mullen (0:22)

Which recent controversy?

Adam Friedland (0:24)

In Hong Kong, I'm talking about the mass protests.

Nick Mullen (0:27)

Oh, I'm actually like pro-PRC on that.

Adam Friedland (0:29)

Are you? Yeah.

Why? The extradition rules?

Nick Mullen (0:32)

It's colonialists to support those Hong Kong protests. I mean, seriously.

Adam Friedland (0:39)

Well, wasn't... I mean, I didn't really mean to go into that, but...

Nick Mullen (0:43)

Yeah.

No. Yeah, fuck those. First, and the media is not going to cover, there's plenty of people in Hong Kong that are on the side of the Chinese government.

Adam Friedland (0:51)

Who? Like the...

What, that lady?

Nick Mullen (0:53)

You can't tell them apart. I'm supposed to know which ones are which.

Adam Friedland (0:58)

Bitch.

Nick Mullen (0:59)

That's why there's fighting happening.

Adam Friedland (1:01)

Right.

Nick Mullen (1:02)

If everyone there thought it was good or bad, there wouldn't be any fucking protest to have.

Adam Friedland (1:07)

Exactly. It's like that scene with Agent Smith multiplying into more Agent Smiths, and then you can't tell who the original Agent Smith is, right?

SPEAKER_3 (1:16)

Yeah.

Adam Friedland (1:16)

That's what it... But they're all doing karate, and there's no Neo. They're just all Agent Smiths.

SPEAKER_3 (1:21)

Yeah.

Nick Mullen (1:23)

Um, Gagent Smith.

Adam Friedland (1:27)

How about Gagent Smith?

Nick Mullen (1:29)

People send me tweets, and I'm back on Twitter now, and almost every tweet somebody sends to me, I click on it and it says, you can't view this because you're blocked by this person. Like, man, I have no idea.

Adam Friedland (1:39)

I'm blocked by a ton of people. I don't even know who they are.

Nick Mullen (1:41)

I was like, sometimes it hurts.

Adam Friedland (1:44)

Yeah.

Nick Mullen (1:44)

There was a guy...

Adam Friedland (1:45)

If you had no interaction with them?

Nick Mullen (1:46)

There was a guy that for like six months was like my guy on Jeopardy.

Like I clicked that and I'm blocked by him. And I'm like, but I rooted for you.

Adam Friedland (1:59)

Arthur, Arthur said some shit about you, bro.

Nick Mullen (2:01)

Yeah.

Adam Friedland (2:03)

He talked, he talked shit on the Jeopardy winners forums.

Nick Mullen (2:06)

Yeah. Fucking Alex from Jeopardy blocked me.

Adam Friedland (2:09)

Not Trebek.

Nick Mullen (2:09)

No, of course not. He's, he's based.

Adam Friedland (2:12)

He, he rocks.

Nick Mullen (2:13)

I'm going to, I'm pretty sure it's actually him. Um, it's, uh, the, the username is, uh, N word Groyper, but it's a picture of Alex Trebek.

Adam Friedland (2:22)

Yeah, it's probably him.

Nick Mullen (2:23)

I think it's him. Yeah. Cause why, you know, would the real Alex Trebek use his real picture, real name and then be dropping N bombs and group DMS?

Adam Friedland (2:32)

Of course not.

Nick Mullen (2:33)

Right. He would use N word Groyper. So people are like, there's no way this is.

Adam Friedland (2:37)

To, yeah, the scent, you know, to throw off the scent. Absolutely.

Nick Mullen (2:41)

And he thought he was going to get like, cause you know, people doxed him. And they were like, no, this is Alex Trebek.

And he immediately fucking went to the meeting and he's like, I have cancer.

Adam Friedland (2:51)

Brilliant.

Nick Mullen (2:52)

I have stage four pancreatic cancer.

Adam Friedland (2:53)

Brilliant. So we all felt bad for it.

Nick Mullen (2:55)

Yeah. And everyone was like, oh my God. And then, you know, once that guy, the guy who was going to dox him died of a heroin overdose, luckily.

He died of a heroin overdose like, like most white men. That's our death row. That's, that's our Omaha Beach is.

Adam Friedland (3:15)

Is the opioid crisis.

Yeah, I think so. I would love to start my own mini opioid crisis.

Nick Mullen (3:25)

Yeah.

Adam Friedland (3:26)

Sounds nice.

Nick Mullen (3:27)

Anyway, so then that guy, that guy died and then Alex was like, guess who doesn't have cancer anymore?

Adam Friedland (3:33)

Did he go into remission?

Nick Mullen (3:35)

Yeah, he doesn't have cancer anymore.

Adam Friedland (3:36)

You can't survive stage four.

Nick Mullen (3:38)

He did. He survived.

Adam Friedland (3:39)

Wait, did he say that?

Nick Mullen (3:40)

Yeah. I think.

Adam Friedland (3:42)

I don't know.

Nick Mullen (3:44)

I've been like too busy learning everything about these Chinese protests. I've been filling my brain with every detail and I have so much information.