Ep 103: Calling It Quits - Breakups, Burnouts & Fadeaways

Leo (0:04)

Find us at vanillaswingers.com and you'll find Kat's OnlyFans page there, too.

Kat (0:11)

You wish.

Leo (0:21)

Hey Kat.

Kat (0:22)

Yeah, Leo.

Leo (0:22)

I'm going to record one of those silly disclaimers that you put at the beginning of the podcast.

Kat (0:26)

The parental advisory sticker. Let's go, because this is going to be explicit.

Leo (0:29)

Oh yeah. We're going to talk about lots of sex.

Kat (0:31)

Lots of bad language.

Leo (0:32)

We might even have sex while on the podcast. We might just be listening to the noise of our lovemaking.

Kat (0:36)

There might be nudity.

Leo (0:37)

But you can't see it on the podcast. Doesn't matter. You can hear it.

Kat (0:40)

You can hear the nudity.

Leo (0:41)

We might corrupt you if you're under the age of 18 That's the disclaimer. Don't listen.

Kat (0:44)

We're not professional.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

What else?

Kat (0:45)

And yeah, we're not professionals.

Leo (0:47)

We know nothing.

SPEAKER_3 (0:48)

Absolutely nothing.

Leo (0:49)

And if you want to try to sue us, well, we don't have any money either.

Kat (0:51)

Because this is bite size and commercial free. We're not trying to make any money.

Leo (0:55)

It's fun.

SPEAKER_3 (0:55)

Fun.

Leo (0:56)

So if you like it, then subscribe.

SPEAKER_3 (0:58)

Yeah.

Kat (0:59)

Word.

Leo (1:02)

Our time here on planet Earth does not come with a rule book. It is a Choose Your Own Adventure.

I read that somewhere.

Kat (1:09)

I love Choose Your Own Adventures.

Leo (1:11)

I don't remember where, so I can't give credit to the original author. But that sentiment is absolutely on point.

Kat (1:16)

Yes. And we just did a Choose Your Own Adventure in Vegas this past weekend.

SPEAKER_3 (1:20)

Vegas, baby.

Kat (1:22)

We finally brought Tatyana.

Leo (1:27)

Yeah, that was long overdue to get to know her. But I think the culmination of the Vegas weekend, the consensus was that we just scratched the surface.

Kat (1:35)

We were there two nights. We could have easily done three nights. And we finally got past the flirting, fucking, spooning, getting ready and leaving, checking out, and we really, really got to know each other.

Leo (1:46)

Tatyana's got a lot of layers.

Kat (1:47)

She does have a lot of layers. There's like a layered bloom and onion at Outback Seat House.

Leo (1:51)

I knew you were going to pick onion. I was going to say like the petals of a rose.

Kat (1:56)

Like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, which are strangely erotic.

Leo (1:59)

Talking about all those sexual looking paintings.

Kat (2:01)

Oh, but JJ's all over the place.

Leo (2:03)

I know what was on his mind.

Kat (2:05)

So it's on your mind.

Leo (2:05)

The same thing that's on every guy's mind.

Kat (2:08)

So yummy though. Someone's mouth right there.

Leo (2:11)

Vegas was pretty yummy.

Kat (2:12)

Vegas was so amazing. We didn't even get to Vegas until nine o'clock at night. Literally, we met her in the airport. We both flew in from different hubs. We met at the Las Vegas airport and I spotted her first. And I came running up to her, gave her a big hug and a smooch. And she's like, here's a high noon. Let's get started. They're like, yeah. And then we Uber together, which we've never done before. Usually we get there first. We decorate the room. We didn't have time for that.

Leo (2:35)

We had just enough time to go back, freshen up, and then head downstairs.

Kat (2:39)

Because we had plans at 11 o'clock. What plans might those be, Leo?

Leo (2:43)

Danielson pulled up in the limo.

Kat (2:46)

What happened in the Vegas limo? Stays in the Vegas limo.

Leo (2:50)

How much sex can you have inside of an hour? Ready, set.

Vegas is still incredible. It serves as the perfect backdrop.

Kat (3:02)

To a lot of debauchery.

Leo (3:03)

All the hijinks we get up to.

Kat (3:04)

And we've been doing Vegas since pre-lifestyle. I'd say maybe about four years. It hasn't disappointed us. I mean, it is just amazing and wonderful, and I want to go back. It's so good.

Leo (3:13)

It's also the perfect place to go with a throuple.

Kat (3:16)

Because you can kiss and have a three-way kiss in the middle of the casino and everyone's like.

Leo (3:19)

That don't even make the top 10 of the things that you're going to see in an evening in Vegas.

Kat (3:23)

Yeah, but you know what we did after the limo?

Leo (3:26)

We dropped ourselves right at the front doorstep of the Green Door.