England's Greatest Ever Game? Jude Shines & Balogun's Red Card Drama!

**Gary Neville** (0:00)
Just before we get started, I just wanted to say a big thank you to our partner Sky Bet, and please don't forget to subscribe if you like. I hope you enjoy this episode. What are they, eggs?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:10)
Eggs, yeah.

**Gary Neville** (0:11)
Little eggs.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:11)
So this is our Nabisco platter today, Gary.

**Gary Neville** (0:14)
Nabisco?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:15)
Yeah, they've obviously gone all England today.

**Gary Neville** (0:18)
Oh, they've gone England, yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:18)
England reasons.

**Gary Neville** (0:20)
English-owned strawberries. We're the best at strawberries, aren't we?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:24)
I would say so.

**Gary Neville** (0:25)
We're good at strawberries.
What do England do better than anybody in the world? I'm going to start with that this morning. Breakfasts?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:32)
Marmalade?

**Gary Neville** (0:33)
Sweets?
Breakfasts, sweets? Is dairy milk English? Cadbury is English. Chocolate? I'm having that, even though the Swiss might have a bit of an argument. They might have a bit of a point.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:47)
Or the Belgians.

**Gary Neville** (0:49)
The Belgians, yeah, the Belgians and the Swiss. What about desserts? What about things like?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:54)
Sticky toffee pudding.

**Gary Neville** (0:55)
Sticky toffee pudding and apple crumble jam roly poly. I think we could put a shout in there for dessert. The French might have a bit of an issue with that.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:03)
And the Italians.

**Gary Neville** (1:05)
Italian desserts? Oh no, tiramisu is minging.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:07)
I love tiramisu.

**Gary Neville** (1:08)
Tiramisu is awful. I hate tiramisu. You can't put coffee in a dessert. I don't like it.
No, I think we're up there in the top three for desserts. I'm actually going to start with that. What do England do? Because it's a glorious day for England. What do England do better than anybody else in the world?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:24)
Mourning.

**Gary Neville** (1:25)
Mourning.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:27)
Mourning about the weather, especially in it.

**Gary Neville** (1:31)
Do you know something that we do moan?
But we also, when we actually win, we also go probably too much the other way as well. We're a bit sort of like a roller coaster, aren't we? I think Roy's got some 101s. He's got some things that have been annoying him. Good.
I think I might be included in one of them though. We might have to edit it. We might have to edit it. I said, by the way, if you just say that, I'm just going to edit it out. Yes, no, you're not early, Roy. You're on time. 10 o'clock start.

**Roy Keane** (2:01)
Some sweets from Ireland.

**Gary Neville** (2:03)
Oh, thank you.

**Roy Keane** (2:04)
Shanding sweets.

**Gary Neville** (2:05)
I'm just getting this Chinese book for tonight. Because it's an England morning this morning, we're asking the question to start with, what does England do better than anybody? I'll wait for Ian. Ian, Ian, here you come.
Ian, we'll pick it up with you in a minute. I know you're a bit upset about it. Ian, what does England do better than anybody? That's the question we were answering first. And I put out there.

**Roy Keane** (2:27)
Piss people off.

**Gary Neville** (2:31)
Breakfast, breakfast, we do better breakfast.

**Roy Keane** (2:35)
No, not breakfast.

**Gary Neville** (2:36)
Roast.

**Roy Keane** (2:37)
Up in an island.

**Gary Neville** (2:38)
Desserts, sticky toffee pudding, jam roly poly.

**Roy Keane** (2:42)
Hold on a second, what does England do better than us?

**Gary Neville** (2:45)
No, it's just a question. What does England do better?

**Roy Keane** (2:47)
Is this because they won?

**Gary Neville** (2:49)
It's just a question this morning. What does England do better than anybody?

**Roy Keane** (2:53)
I like people.

**Gary Neville** (2:55)
Regal celebrations, royal celebrations. I mean, we do that pretty well, don't we?

**Roy Keane** (3:01)
You don't do as easy, do you? Hey, you don't make sweets like that, do you?

**Gary Neville** (3:04)
I do do sweets. Oh, chocolate, dairy milk. You back that up. Dairy milk, Cadbury.

**Roy Keane** (3:09)
Irish, Ireland is better. Ireland is better chocolate than England.

**Gary Neville** (3:13)
Yeah, but Cadbury was born in England.

**Roy Keane** (3:15)
Yeah, but.

**Gary Neville** (3:16)
You can't claim Cadbury. Cadbury's not Irish all of a sudden just because they serve it over there.

**Roy Keane** (3:21)
I'm kind of very good at claiming stuff. Do you know what I mean?

**Gary Neville** (3:24)
Jesus. Before we start, we're not going to start on Balogun, but I've got one of the best things ever for you, right?
So last night.

**Ian Wright** (3:31)
It's not your jokes. It's not.

**Gary Neville** (3:32)
It's not a joke, right? You'll think this is funny. So Seth Blatter tweets out, Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They're overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a US president intervenes with the FIFA president and the player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match, the question is unavoidable. Corvardis, FIFA, football must never become a playground for political power. Carra's reply to Seth Blatter, We need you to come back, Seth, and clean up FIFA.