**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
I don't think there's another show in America that's more qualified to cover a potential fart on the Senate floor than us, because Chuck Schumer, longtime senator from the great state of New York, at one point, the majority leader of the United States Senate was speaking on the floor.
Microphone was there. Take a listen and see if you hear the fart.
**Chuck Schumer** (0:29)
And we need a complete investigation that's independent. Now on Iran and the NDAA, when all the Trump administration...
**SPEAKER_1** (0:39)
There!
Did you hear it? Is his dog underneath the podium growling or something? No, that was not a dog growl. That was not even Crystal Hammer snoring. Can we play that one more time, please, Ms. Allison?
**Chuck Schumer** (0:53)
Now on Iran and the NDAA, when all the Trump administration...
**SPEAKER_1** (1:00)
I know Bill Nye, the science guy, but I know a fart when I hear one. I do, too. That was a fart. That was a total fart, which brings us to great moments in fart history.
Man, crying Chuck isn't the only politician that's had a high-profile fart on a microphone back when Eric Swalwell was the representative from California. Long before his hooking up with Fang Fang, long before his sexual improprieties, there was this moment from MSNBC.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:35)
The evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:42)
I mean, he wasn't even trying to hold that back.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:45)
No, he paused and let it out.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:47)
Like you could see in his face, too, like it was rippling out of there. Great moments in fart history.
Not all farts can come out of the anus.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:57)
Is that right?
**SPEAKER_1** (1:58)
Here is a guy that considers himself an artist because he makes fart sounds with his hands, performing Toto's Africa. It's with his hands.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:13)
What a great country this is.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:16)
And last, but certainly not least, and I think this is one of Allison's favorite clips of all time. This always gets a smile out of Allison. When Wendy Williams was hosting her daytime program, she not only had a burp, but the burp triggered a fart, which made the audience groan.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:37)
And she probably got five new boyfriends. We haven't caught anybody coming out of the house yet, but just a matter of time, she's not lonely. I apologize, I apologize.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:46)
There it is. Great moments in fart history. The audible groan, as you said, the gasp. Right. That's the best part. The burp triggering the fart. Like, I don't think the fart happens without the burp.
And then there's a gasp.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:02)
And then she just apologizes.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:04)
She owns it.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:04)
Right. Right. That was me.
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