**SPEAKER_1** (0:10)
Live from the Liberty University Studio in Memphis, Tennessee, it's America's favorite gun-toting, Bible-clinging, deplorable American. Todd Starnes.
**Todd Starnes** (0:27)
They are literally crazy people that are running for election in America today. Did you know that? I mean, we're talking slap-crazy, certifiable nut jobs. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Todd Starnes radio program. What an honor that you are hanging out with us. We are so delighted to have you with us today. Three hours of great conversation. Actually, it's about two and a half hours of great conversatio- No, I'm just kidding. It is- we're going to- every single day, our team works incredibly hard to bring you a great show, an entertaining show, and we've got a lot of great guests coming up as well, including Mary Walter. Also, Bob McEwen is going to be dropping by, and Josh Jones giving us a blow-by-blow of all of the primaries today. This is sort of like a primary palooza.
With the big ones being in Michigan and Virginia, and Peyton McNabb is going to be here, the very latest with the WNBA. May I just say this, Dylan?
I know you're a big sports guy. Clay Travis is willing to... He is putting money where mouth is, and he actually wants to field... He wants to buy a WNBA team, and he wants to hire only men who identify as women as the basketball players or just flat-out men, and they can pretend to identify. He's going to call the team the Nashville Bulls.
**Dylan** (1:56)
Of course he is. Why wouldn't he?
**Todd Starnes** (1:59)
And I want to be a part owner of this.
**Dylan** (2:01)
Yeah.
**Todd Starnes** (2:02)
I actually sent Travis a text message last night, and a lot of people were like, wait a second, you guys compete on the radio? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're still pals. I mean, it's a good thing.
**Dylan** (2:10)
You can unite on this front.
**Todd Starnes** (2:12)
Exactly, exactly. So anyway, Travis is all in on this, and I think this is a brilliant idea, because again, the WNBA is now on the record saying that they want men playing in the league. So Dylan, you know what? I'm thinking Shaquille O'Neal-sized players with wigs on.
**Dylan** (2:37)
Yeah, that's a sight to see for sure.
**Todd Starnes** (2:40)
It's like, remember, I don't know if you guys did this. Back when I was in school, we were very politically incorrect. So we had like an ugly woman contest, and it was where the guys would dress up, and usually it was the guys on the football team, either the offensive or defensive line, and they would dress up, and then you would vote who was the ugliest woman.
And people got a good chuckle out of that.
**Dylan** (3:04)
I missed that part of high school, for sure.
**Todd Starnes** (3:05)
You see, you guys are missing out on a lot, because y'all are, you know, you went to a woke school.
**Dylan** (3:09)
Yeah. Yeah.
**Todd Starnes** (3:11)
So, and then, did you guys do donkey basketball?
**Dylan** (3:14)
No, I don't think so.
**Todd Starnes** (3:15)
Oh, that's the best part. So, they would always do a donkey basketball game, where all the players would be on donkeys. And, and all seriousness, back in high school, and you would play basketball, but you would have to shoot from the back of a donkey.
**Dylan** (3:29)
What, does you live near a farm? How do you get that many donkeys? Well, first of all, how do you get that many donkeys that will like play basketball?
**Todd Starnes** (3:37)
Depending on what town you live in, there could be a lot of asses around. So you never know.
**Dylan** (3:41)
So you're right about that.
**Todd Starnes** (3:42)
But in the biblical sense of the term, of course. And then did you ever drive your tractor to school day?
**Dylan** (3:51)
No, but I know schools that did nearby.
**Todd Starnes** (3:53)
Yeah. So, and did your school get out on, did your school get out on the first day of deer season?
**Dylan** (3:59)
Oh, I don't remember. I don't remember.
**Todd Starnes** (4:02)
It was an actual holiday. They had to make, because everybody showed up. Everybody was out shooting something.
**Dylan** (4:07)
Regardless of whether you hunt or not, you're shooting something that day.
**Todd Starnes** (4:10)
Exactly. So all that to say, that's what I'm talking about. So it's like ugly women, you know, a basketball team. And Clay Travis, and he's serious about it, in all seriousness, and I love this idea. And I'm willing to buy in.
I'm willing to put down some money on this, because I think it would be a great investment. They would never lose a game, Dylan.
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