Deebo & Joe - Part 2: When Deebo Lost His Hair + Cowboys Season Over Already?

Joe Haden (0:00)

Supershot, crispy line, Deebo, that's for sure. They say it look like they put the AI on there. That was AI here.

James Harrison (0:08)

There ain't no AI, Joe.

Joe Haden (0:09)

Man, Deebo, they gotta be AI.

James Harrison (0:12)

Man, I got a damn rib in my back that done popped out, bro. I can't wait for my chiropractor to get here. My deep breath is killing me. It ain't AI, bro. Deebo, that right there. Look at you crying that.

You can cry in that, Joe. That shit ain't AI, Joe.

Joe Haden (0:26)

Deebo, you got the freshest Steve Harvey hairline.

James Harrison (0:33)

Stop playing with your boy, Joe.

Don't make me go back, Joe. Don't make me go back. Nah. I will go and get plugs in here now.

Joe Haden (0:42)

Deebo, if you come back, I know it's gonna be one of them damn hats. It's gonna be one of them hats that they got. You gonna have glue on your body.

James Harrison (0:51)

Hey, Joe, I'm gonna get a glue down on this and come back with a full one. I'm gonna do like this right here, bruh. I'm just gonna pull my hat off like that and I'm gonna sit down here like that and I'm gonna be holed up. I'm gonna be full to the brim, baby. You playing with me, Joe? Hey, hey, whoever is out there and do the glue on plugs, all that, hit your boy up, because on Monday, I'm coming in here with a full fro. I might get some braids, Joe.

I might dread it up.

Joe Haden (1:24)

Deebo, you better not, brother, you better not pull a Jimmy Butler and come in here with a full head of hair on Monday.

James Harrison (1:34)

Or the Chad Trippin Hines. Can you do the comedy? Hey, yeah, uh-huh.

Joe Haden (1:38)

Oh my gosh, you got the fresh ass.

James Harrison (1:40)

Y'all can, hey, anybody say anything about me in that chat.

SPEAKER_3 (1:44)

Kick their ass out.

Joe Haden (1:45)

Brother, Deebo, you got the Steve Harvey, the young Mike T.

James Harrison (1:54)

Hey, hey, no, no, this ain't the Mike T, man. You see, look, mine ain't clean, but it ain't clean. The thing that's left from down the side.

Joe Haden (2:02)

Bro, your junk clean, but that's what Mike T was going for. That's what he was going for.

James Harrison (2:07)

Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gonna tell you right now, bro, you put that zing in your head, man. Listen, that Beijing, you put that zing in your head, man.

Joe Haden (2:15)

Listen, Deebo, that was the Beijing. That was the Beijing.

James Harrison (2:18)

Right now, it zinged up. Joe, you see how sharp that is?

Joe Haden (2:21)

That's a razor's line, Joe.

James Harrison (2:23)

It zinged up.

Joe Haden (2:27)

That's the super zing.

That's super zing. Okay. Oh, that's the, you got the Carlo Boozer zing.

James Harrison (2:34)

Man, she's talking about, oh, you look so nice. That was 25 years ago.

Joe Haden (2:41)

You was the originator of the zing. I mean, the first, when the first time I hit the zing, I did zing when I got probably like 18

James Harrison (2:48)

Oh, you too light-skinned to hit the zing, man.

SPEAKER_3 (2:50)

No, man, I didn't hit the, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Joe Haden (2:52)

I was looking crazy. I was looking crazy. I got to show you, see, I can't pull out my picture of me when I had the zing.

James Harrison (2:58)

You will die laughing.

Joe Haden (2:59)

You will say, boy, you need to go shower some of that zing out.

James Harrison (3:02)

Man, it was, yeah, Joe, I ain't, listen, hey, I was cleaning the Board of Health, though, Joe.

Joe Haden (3:07)

Deebo, I'm telling you this right now, your lineup was extremely sharp.

James Harrison (3:13)

Hey, and that was old pictures, you know what I'm saying? That ain't even, you know, that, what you call it, that FD1500 photos, nah, man, that might be a Polaroid.

Joe Haden (3:24)

Oh my gosh, bro, that, Deebo, that was, that, you, that, that, you just made my day with that picture. I'm trying to tell you. And if you come back here on Monday, with a, with a top, with a top on your head.

James Harrison (3:41)

Hey, Joe, Joe, hey, listen, whoever out there.

Joe Haden (3:44)

I'll be done for, I'm done for.

James Harrison (3:47)

If y'all, listen, man, you gotta be in the Pittsburgh area somewhere, man, cause I can't be going nowhere far for this, baby, you know what I'm saying? But, hey, I'ma come, I'ma come back up in here with that pimp on my head. It better not make my scalp break out neither, man. That's what I'm saying.