Comedian DESTROYS Every Triggernometry Guest - Tony Lapidus

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Konstantin Kisin (0:30)

Mylanopoulos, welcome to the show. And you're not gay.

Peter Hitchens (0:33)

I'm not gay. Nobody's gay.

Konstantin Kisin (0:34)

Peter Hitchens, welcome back to TRIGGERnometry.

Peter Hitchens (0:37)

I don't need to give a solution. It's not my job to give a solution. I'm here to bring the And...

Francis Foster (0:45)

Thank you so much. Tucko, what's going on with that laugh?

Gary Stevenson (0:48)

Oh, the laugh?

Konstantin Kisin (0:52)

Douglas Murray, welcome back to TRIGGERnometry.

Douglas Murray (0:54)

Pleasure to be back with you.

Konstantin Kisin (0:56)

So...

Francis Foster (0:59)

Gary's Economics.

Gary Stevenson (1:00)

So I'm calling for a tax on the super rich, or anything above 70 pounds.

Konstantin Kisin (1:05)

And what's your wealth?

Gary Stevenson (1:07)

Nine million, nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine pounds, ninety-nine pounds.

Francis Foster (1:12)

Russell Brand, welcome to TRIGGERnometry. How long have you been a Christian for and did it have anything to do with the allegation?

Konstantin Kisin (1:18)

Thomas Robinson.

Francis Foster (1:20)

There seems to be a lot of sniffing going on here.

Tommy Robinson (1:22)

People from Luton sniff. Especially journalists from Luton.

Tony Lapidus (1:27)

We sniff.

Konstantin Kisin (1:33)

Marlene Opelish, welcome to the show.

Tony Lapidus (1:36)

Pleasure to be here.

Konstantin Kisin (1:38)

So it's obviously been a traumatic time. You've just been deported from America. Yeah, yeah.

Pretty bad, yeah. Why were you deported?

Tommy Robinson (1:49)

Because it was a political witch hunt.

Tony Lapidus (1:52)

Because I hate women.

Russell Brand (1:54)

I think they don't like people who are not gay.

Tony Lapidus (1:57)

They don't like people who are completely heterosexual, like me. And obviously, you know that I'm obviously okay.

And I think that Laura Loomer, she just wants to be out. So that's kind of what it was. It's become so Trumpy. So and Laura Loomer is kind of in Trump's ear, and has convinced him that I need to be out.

Russell Brand (2:24)

And they don't like people who are not gay.

Konstantin Kisin (2:28)

And you're not gay?

Tony Lapidus (2:28)

I'm not gay.

Russell Brand (2:29)

Nobody's gay.

Konstantin Kisin (2:31)

Are you married?

Gary Stevenson (2:33)

I'm married, yeah.

Tony Lapidus (2:35)

I'm very happily married.

Tucker Carlson (2:38)

I don't actually like to talk about...

Gary Stevenson (2:42)

I'm married to a man, but I don't do all the sex stuff.

Tony Lapidus (2:46)

We don't do all that sex stuff anymore.

Konstantin Kisin (2:49)

So you're married to a man, but you don't do the sex stuff, and therefore you're not gay. I'm not gay. You're straight.

Tony Lapidus (2:55)

Nobody's gay.

Russell Brand (2:55)

There's no such thing as gay.

Tony Lapidus (2:57)

There's no such thing as gay.

I actually live... He lives down the corridor in another state completely. We live together, but down the corridor, other places.

SPEAKER_3 (3:08)

No, I'm not gay.

Konstantin Kisin (3:10)

And you've tweeted in the past that you kind of get sexually aroused at the idea of people being deported.

Tony Lapidus (3:15)

Yeah.

Konstantin Kisin (3:15)

Why is that?

Tony Lapidus (3:19)

I just went off over it. I just went off over the idea that if going behind a dumpster or wherever it is that I choose to actually go, I just behind wherever I can when I see somebody being deported, especially Somali, I just went off.

Konstantin Kisin (3:38)

Did you get aroused when you were deported?

Tony Lapidus (3:41)

When 15 men actually swarmed me and put me in handcuffs and I'm totally not gay, I did get a little bit aroused, but not because I'm gay or anything like that.

SPEAKER_12 (3:54)

It's not because I'm gay.

Francis Foster (4:00)

Milo, why don't you like women?

Tucker Carlson (4:05)

I find them a little bit hard to actually relate to.

Tony Lapidus (4:09)

I hate them probably because my nephew is a mom.

SPEAKER_12 (4:11)

I hate my mom.

Donald Trump (4:15)

I see it as a flaw in myself.

Tony Lapidus (4:18)

I see it as a flaw. I have trouble connecting to them.

Russell Brand (4:22)

And I just do admit that maybe you got me.