Club Shay Shay - Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Part 2

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:00)
Thank you for coming back. Part two is underway.

**Bobby Lee** (0:04)
I was bad. You have to understand, I went from open mic to MADtv.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:10)
Wow.

**Bobby Lee** (0:11)
Right? I had never done a sketch before.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:12)
That's a big jump.

**Bobby Lee** (0:13)
Yeah, I'd never done an improv. So I would get really nervous at the table reads.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:17)
Yes.

**Bobby Lee** (0:18)
And every scene they would write for me, I would fuck up. And this is what broke my heart, and this is a true story. I've never even said this out loud before, right? They made a tape secretly behind my back, and they would tape record my table reads, and they did the best of me fucking up, and only found out about it like a year and a half later, and I cried in my car.
Right? That's how bad I was. Wow. Yeah, because I would get so nervous, I would stutter at the table reads, right? Because I had never really done it before. So in the beginning, it was very traumatic. So then I just acted wild. Like I would poo in the executive producer's office.

**Andrew Santino** (0:55)
That was huge.

**Bobby Lee** (0:56)
That was a big one. That was a big one.
I just pooed in it, you know.

**Andrew Santino** (1:02)
He pooped in his office.

**Bobby Lee** (1:03)
I pooped in his office.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:04)
Hopefully in the bathroom.

**Andrew Santino** (1:06)
No, no, no, no, no.

**Bobby Lee** (1:07)
In the office.

**Andrew Santino** (1:08)
No.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:09)
And you still had a job?

**Bobby Lee** (1:10)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a survivor.
Yeah, yeah. I would like, you know, I peed twice. One time I farted in an actress' face. That was bad. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I farted in an actress' face.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:22)
I mean, you know, it's starting to crystallize itself of why you didn't work as much as you wanted.

**Bobby Lee** (1:27)
No, no, no. But that was out of frustration. You know what I mean?

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:33)
What I got to do with you doing that?

**Bobby Lee** (1:35)
I don't know what I'm saying. Well, because I'll tell you why I pooed in his office. Right. It was a joke. It was a joke. No one knows the joke. So there was two guy, Ike Barinholtz. You know Ike Barinholtz?

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:44)
No, I don't.

**Bobby Lee** (1:45)
He's a really big actor.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:46)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (1:46)
Right. And he's a very, he's a dear friend of mine.

**Andrew Santino** (1:48)
Have you ever seen the studio on Apple with Seth Rogen?

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:50)
I know Seth Rogen.

**Bobby Lee** (1:51)
Yeah, but you know the studio. He's on that show. Yeah, very talented. He was in East Down and Down Down.

**Andrew Santino** (1:56)
East Bounded Down.

**Bobby Lee** (1:57)
Bounded Down.

**Andrew Santino** (1:57)
Great actor.

**Bobby Lee** (1:58)
Right. And then great actor, right. Him and another actress named Nicole Parker were writing in the executive producer's office. They were writing a sketch, right? There was some alka-salsa, right, on the desk, right? And I go, what happens if I stuck the alka-salsa into my butthole?
And they go, we don't know, we've never even thought about that before. Let's try it. So I took my pans, I stuck them into my butthole, two of them, right? And it foamed like a mad dog, right? And I tried to poop them out, right?
And they were half-dissolved, but following that were like a couple of little, like, you know, rabbit nuggets. Yeah. Right? A little rabbit nugget of poop. And as soon as I did that, the executive producer walked in.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:41)
So he saw you with your pans down, pooping in his pants.

**Bobby Lee** (2:44)
No, I had already pulled it up, and we were all laughing because we didn't know that little nugget's coming out.
The nugget part was the fun part, you know what I mean? It's science. It's really science, you think about it. It's experimental scientists. Experiment.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:55)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:57)
So I did that. I would do stuff like that.

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:01)
You really need help.

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
I don't need help.

**Andrew Santino** (3:04)
No.

**Bobby Lee** (3:04)
I don't need help.

**Andrew Santino** (3:05)
No, we all need help.

**Bobby Lee** (3:06)
We all need help. Yeah. But you know-

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:09)
Yeah, you probably need to take a vacation.

**Bobby Lee** (3:10)
Yeah.
Well, I'm on Lexapro now. I'm on some medications, and it's really helped with the ruminating thoughts.