Caller Roulette, 10/20/26

Nigel (0:01)

Buckle up, anything can happen here.

Jason Hammer (0:04)

Oh, hell yeah, let it ride!

Jenny (0:05)

Let it ride!

Nigel (0:07)

Hammer and Nigel present Caller Roulette.

Jason Hammer (0:11)

What could possibly go wrong?

Nigel (0:14)

Nothing.

Jason Hammer (0:15)

We don't really screen out the calls, and we turn over the biggest afternoon drive audience in the Midwest to you guys.

Seems like a pretty good idea. I'm Jason Hammer. Big Nigel is here. Producer Allison, calling the shots back here. If you're on hold, these are the rules. Just keep it brief and keep it clean. Allison, do we got the dump button ready just in case?

Always. Standing by.

Nigel (0:41)

I was going to say, is that working?

Jason Hammer (0:44)

Did we pay the bill on the dump button?

We'll find out. Brad is up first. Brad, get us rocking and rolling.

Brad (0:53)

Hey, fellas. Good afternoon. Hey, could we do a little impromptu arguments?

Jason Hammer (1:01)

Sure. What you got?

Nigel (1:03)

Yeah.

Brad (1:05)

I don't like our governor.

Nigel (1:07)

Uh-oh. The guy that was just in here?

Brad (1:11)

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Jason Hammer (1:12)

Why not?

Brad (1:13)

You know, old midday host guy, really just fluffed him up and got hosed. We all got hosed, honestly. I think every time he comes in there, he just keeps fluffing us up.

Jason Hammer (1:29)

Okay.

Brad (1:30)

Anyway, what, so do you guys have a worse governor?

Nigel (1:34)

I mean, we ask him, if you're talking about property taxes, we ask him about it every time he's in here.

Brad (1:40)

I know that. I know. I know.

Jason Hammer (1:41)

Brad, if you're asking if there's a worse governor, I'm coming to the table with Governor Eric Holcomb every single time. Now, look, economics, economics. I don't know, but Eric Holcomb wanted to lock people up for not wearing a mask. And then he went down to Brown County and was coughing and sneezing and playing grab ass with a couple of chicks on his way to the park.

Like there was an angry mob going down the street ready to seize his house. He called that noble, but yet the people that just wanted to open up their business, they were called a Petri dish. So as far as I'm concerned, Eric Holcomb can kiss the fattest part of my beach grow of ass.

Brad (2:21)

I love it. All right. Nigel, do you have anything on that? How is this like? This is great.

Nigel (2:29)

When Hammer mentions his beach grow of ass, I really just tend to back away from that.

Brad (2:36)

Fair enough. I probably would, too.

Jason Hammer (2:38)

Thank you, Brad. Appreciate it. Let's go to Dave. Dave is standing by. Dave, what you got?

SPEAKER_5 (2:45)

Hammer Nigel, Lex Show. Good job, Allison. Great. I just want to comment on who's the is it the news guy that was the former star quarterback? Is that Jake?

Jason Hammer (2:56)

No, it's Jarrett. Jarrett's off today.

He'll be back tomorrow. But Jarrett Lewis, yeah, he was a star high school quarterback.

SPEAKER_5 (3:03)

You guys are great. This is great. I just want to say Jarrett sucks.

Jason Hammer (3:08)

I love it.

Nigel (3:10)

A Jarrett trash choker?

Jason Hammer (3:11)

That's the second time we've had somebody basically tell Jarrett to suck it. I'm here for this level of petty.

Nigel (3:17)

I just let him in here today.

Jason Hammer (3:18)

That's even better. I hope somebody's texting him right now. Hey, man, I know it's your day off, but they're ripping you on Hammer and Nigel.

Bill is standing by. Bill, welcome to the Hammer and Nigel Show. What's up, buddy?

SPEAKER_5 (3:33)

Hey, how y'all doing?

Jason Hammer (3:35)

Good. Good, buddy.

SPEAKER_6 (3:36)

I've been listening to this show, I think, almost the whole time you've been. Since I moved to Indiana in 2018, I've listened to you every time I've been in a range. Awesome job.

Jason Hammer (3:44)

Thank you.

SPEAKER_6 (3:45)

But you nasty fellas, that young Lady Allison, such a sweet young child, up until about last spring, y'all finally got to her, and now she's turned into a very fine, smart-ass herself, doing a good job. So I have a segment suggestion for you.

Jason Hammer (4:06)

Okay.

SPEAKER_6 (4:07)

And before you get your pennies in a vinehammer, hear me out.

That last hour of your show, I think you should have a little segment in there, run by Allison. It's a very small segment entitled, Allison Reveals All, and she just talks smack about you guys while you're not there to fend yourself. I love that idea. Just a little short 45-minute segment.