BREAKING: ZACHARIA FIRED! NETANYAHU CALLS OBAMA ANTISEMITE! TRUMP BETRAYS UKRAINE!!

Kyle Kulinski (0:01)

What's up, y'all? Happy Friday. Listen, I'm going to just tell you right now, you do not want to miss tonight's Krystal Kyle and Friends. Okay, we have Richard Ojeda, who's running for Congress in North Carolina's 9th District. He's coming on and he straight up is blowing the roof off the place, dog. You cannot miss this interview. So I'm going to do something a little different. I'm going to post the entire Richard Ojeda interview for everybody on the Secular Talk YouTube channel. But I'm also going to have me and Krystal are going to respond to Joe Rogan finally saying like, hey, it turns out Trump may have lied. It turns out when he said no new wars. Oh, shit, I didn't even realize this fell. I'm tripping.

My bad. It turns out when when Trump said no new wars, he didn't fucking mean it. If anything, he's doing multiple wars. So his like come to Jesus moment. I have a lot to say in response to that. Krystal does as well. That part is going to be on Substack. So you guys know the drill. Sign up below on Substack to see the entire thing. The other thing you can do. Oh, and we're also going to talk about Russell Brand's rape trial. Krystal and I are going to talk about that. Sign up on Substack for that. The other thing you can do is you can just wait until tomorrow and then you could listen on like any podcast platform, the audio version of the podcast, the full thing. But listen, I highly recommend you sign up on Substack, but I'm biased. That's just me. But I got a lot of stuff to talk about today, y'all. A lot of stuff to talk about today. So right off the rip here, Katie Zachariah, already Dunzo, already fired, already Overington. It's a Rapsky. OK, so I told you, I warned you when we covered her a couple of days ago. I was like, listen, man, she we might have to measure her time in this position in Scaramucci's. For those of you that don't remember, there was this guy by the name of Anthony Scaramucci who had the same position, White House Press Secretary, in Trump's first term. And I swear to God, it felt like this motherfucker was out of there in like one day. It felt like, oh shit, he literally got fired like instantaneously. But no, I looked it up, it turned out it was 10 days before Scaramucci was fired. But I don't know how many press conferences he did. He didn't do that many press conferences. It turns out, Zachariah didn't even last a full Scaramucci, y'all. She literally lasted half of a Scaramucci. I'm not kidding. So Scaramucci was in there for 10 days. She was only in there for five days. And the thing that's so funny is that Trump is trying to pretend like he's being a good guy and he's just like looking out for her and stuff, bro. So he said, quote, I told Katie that in my opinion, she was treated very, very unfairly by the news. Let's call it the fake news. I said, Katie, do you need this? I don't think you need this. We're talking about doing something. I want her to have a good life. So she's being brutalized by the media.

In other words, I fired her. She sucks at the fucking job. She's not ready for primetime. But now I'm going to pretend like, oh, I'm just looking out for her. That's all I'm doing. Now let's remember, when Trump hired her, he did not go through the normal process. He did not include Susie Wiles. He did not take counsel from anybody around him. It was literally just a horny, obese pedophile who watches right-wing media at night. And he was enthralled by this young woman who looks like Ivanka and wanted to bring her in the inner circle, wanted her to have the job. And of course, she instantly shit the bed. And that's to say nothing of the like 700 scandals surrounding her, okay? So you have the close ties with the Chinese government. You have lying about passing the bar exam and being an attorney. Now we learned that apparently she used to work for a pyramid scheme, okay? So very, very sketchy background. She also has the IQ of a dead tortoise. And it just, it all came back to haunt her and she's out. The thing that is so devastating is that you just know this woman and her entire family, like they moved their whole lives to go to Washington, DC. Like they uprooted everything, moved over there. It's a pain in the ass. I'm sure you guys know the logistics of moving anywhere. It's like it's just nobody should have to deal with that. It sucks donkey balls. And so she goes through all that and then like instantly it's just like, sorry, you're now officially fired. So she lasted half or she's the new, we can't even call it a Scaramucci anymore. We should call it a Zachariah from now on because she lasted five days, he lasted 10 days. So he lasted longer and he was like the epitome of person who's fired instantaneously. So just incredible, incredible stuff here.