Booze News

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Booze News. You set them up and I'll knock them back, Lloyd.
Guy, a 33-year-old man named Conor. Pulled over in Florida. Florida Man arrested Friday after he was clocked flying down the highway, 90 miles per hour. Why is this booze news, you might ask?
He had 34 empty White Claw cans piled up on the passenger seat. 34 White Claw cans. You know what all do we know what do is everybody here? Allison, you understand what White Claw is the hard seltzer?

**Allison** (0:56)
I'm a 30 year old woman. Yes.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:58)
Yes, I do. Do you like the hard seltzer, first of all, Guy, or do you stick with the the bourbon in the beer?

**Allison** (1:06)
I've never had a hard seltzer in my life.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:10)
I mean, not a high noon.

**Allison** (1:12)
No, nothing. No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be caught dead. I was laughing when you asked Allison, though. I'm like, she's a Taylor Swift fan. Of course, she knows what White Claw is. Those two things go together naturally.
Am I wrong, Allison? No, you're pretty much spot on. And I'll take pride in that.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:31)
I got to tell you, that was I mean, when Guy looked at me and asked me, like I offended him. I asked him if he'd ever had a White Claw. Like I'll drink like a High Noon or a Truly or something like that. Same kind of thing as White Claw.

**Allison** (1:47)
All right.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:50)
But 34, I mean, 34 White Claws in a passenger seat. I mean, I mean, let's be honest. I mean, we've all. All right. Say it's not White Claw. Say it's banquet.
You know, say it's Coors Light. Say it's say it's whatever.

**Allison** (2:05)
Well, as a defense attorney, I can tell you exactly what's going on here. Yeah, the guy's a recycler. The guy, the guy, the guy is conscious, is conscientious about the environment, and he wasn't going to, you know, just throw these in the regular garbage. He was looking for an appropriate receptacle so that he could recycle.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:26)
Yeah.

**Allison** (2:27)
Or maybe even take him and turn him in and get a little bit of money that he would then give to the homeless. Your Honor, I have a completely plausible explanation for this.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:36)
Meanwhile, a man in California is sentenced to nine years in prison after his birthday party. Drank a handle of Jack Daniels by himself and then shot at a police helicopter for 20 minutes. That'll do it. Won't it? You drink a half gallon, you drink a handle of Jack by yourself and then you start launching.
He's lucky and the judge said as much, you didn't kill anybody because your aim sucks because you're drunk and you're an idiot.

**Allison** (3:08)
Yeah. Unlike White Claw, I have enjoyed some Tennessee whiskey on occasion.
A half gallon, that is, I'm surprised he's alive for one.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:19)
Kidding.

**Allison** (3:19)
That tells me maybe his liver may have seen better days about now.
But yeah, you're going to shoot at a police helicopter of all your potential targets. First of all, you shoot up in the air.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:31)
Is nine years, is that a light sentence or is that par for the course in California? Do you think? Well, it's going to be on the top of your head.

**Allison** (3:38)
It's going to be multiple counts of probably the equivalent of criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, you know, because he's endangering someone with a firearm. And I don't know what California calls that, what we would call that here in Indiana is criminal recklessness. Probably multiple counts and got a couple of consecutive counts in there. But nine years, that sounds about right.