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**Ethan Hatcher** (0:01)
You set them up, and I'll knock them back, Lloyd. Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Ethan Hatcher filling in for Hammer. My name is Nigel. According to beer enthusiasts that voted on beeradvocate.com, the top three worst rated beers, beginning with number three, Natty Light. BS, man.

**Nigel** (0:40)
What are you talking about?

**Ethan Hatcher** (0:41)
I drink a Natty Light anytime, day or night.

**Nigel** (0:44)
This list is incredibly accurate. What are you talking about? All of the drinks on this list taste like distilled sadness and disappointment.

**Ethan Hatcher** (0:52)
I'm just impressed that I rhymed unintentionally right there. I'm a poet and didn't know it. Natty Light anytime, day or night.
It takes me back to when, like I didn't graduate college, but I would go visit my friends who were going to college, and Natty Light was the drink of choice. It's still the drink of choice. We had a dirty 30-pack for $13 at CVS. Are you kidding me, Ethan?

**Nigel** (1:15)
Uh-uh. I got way better things to spend $13 on.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:20)
In at number two, I might actually agree with this one, the worst beers, Keystone Ice.

**Nigel** (1:29)
Yeah, see, it's terrible, but so is Natural Light. What do you like about Natural Light that you don't like about Keystone Ice? First of all, it's 1A, 1B.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:38)
Yeah, they're brewed differently, and Natural Light is just a light beer. It's gross. It's real cheap.

**Nigel** (1:45)
Yeah, it's real cheap.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:46)
Tastes like dishwater.

**Nigel** (1:48)
You know what else you can buy for $13?
You can get a six-pack of Cayman Jack. Cayman Jack is way better any day of the week.

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:55)
What's Cayman Jack?

**Nigel** (1:56)
You've never had a Cayman Jack, man?

**Ethan Hatcher** (1:58)
Did you? No, I swear you maybe brought me one.

**Nigel** (2:01)
I swear I did. I think we brought one in for a past edition of Beer Sample Friday.

**Ethan Hatcher** (2:07)
The worst rating overall, Budweiser Select 55 I don't even know what that is. Is that like a low Cal? I'm assuming that's a low Cal beer.

**Nigel** (2:17)
Maybe it's their alternative to Colt 55

**Ethan Hatcher** (2:21)
Colt 45

**Nigel** (2:23)
The other awful beer. You know what I'm talking about.