Biden Is Trying to Convince Us He "Wrote" A Book

**Hammer** (0:00)
Speaking of Joe Biden, he's trying to convince the world that he wrote a book. The guy that couldn't...

**Nigel** (0:11)
Joe Biden wrote a book.

**Hammer** (0:13)
The guy that couldn't walk upstairs, walk downstairs, or sign his own pardons. He had to have the old auto pen sign the pardons. This guy, we're expected to believe that he sat down and wrote the great American novel, Nigel. It's supposed to be out November 17th.
It's his memoir titled Promise Me, America.

**Nigel** (0:37)
I thought it was entitled.

**Hammer** (0:42)
Then I would believe he wrote that. Then I would be sold that he actually wrote that.
Clay Travis tweets, Joe Biden couldn't sign his own pardons. Now he's written a book which Democrats forced him to release after the midterms, so he wouldn't be in the news to remind people how bad he was. Also, who in the world is buying this book? I couldn't imagine the same people that bought Hunter's Art. Like the people that somehow, someway are still in debt to the Biden family. For some reason, that's who's buying these books.
Nobody. And I mean, nobody believes this old goat set down and put pen to paper.

**Nigel** (1:23)
He's going to have to go and do press.

**Hammer** (1:26)
Is he? That's going to get what he ran for president.

**Nigel** (1:29)
That's a good point.

**Hammer** (1:30)
He just sat in that basement. And this was basically how he was.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:36)
And I tell you what, I'm so darn proud. And those poor people who have lost, you know, anyway, I just, I just can't figure the guy. It's like, I don't know. It's like watching a video.
I shouldn't have said it that way. It's like watching.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
It feels that way. I want to ask you.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:55)
I want to. It's OK. That's a stupid way to say it.
Sorry. Go ahead. No, no, I probably best I don't.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:13)
I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international pressure.

**Nigel** (2:17)
There it is.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:18)
The best way to get something done, if you if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to.

**Hammer** (2:27)
Anyway, so you're telling me that guy, that guy in his current state sat down and wrote the great American novel that he's going to drop on all of us on the 17th of November.

**Nigel** (2:38)
I would submit to you that if he did, if you can prove to me that he did write the book in that state that he was in, I would read it for the pure entertainment.

**Hammer** (2:49)
Well, I tell you what, Nigel, here to give us a little insight on what's really in this book. Yeah, this was hard. I had to make a lot of phone calls and I pulled some strings here to talk about his new book is AI. Joe Biden.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:03)
Hey, buttholes, it's me, Joe, Joe, Joe Exotic. Anyway, I'm excited for a new book. They're going to be awesome things in it. Pages to color, pictures of naked ladies and, you know, and, you know, a few blank pages with drool.
And it's also scratch and sniff. Some of the pages will smell like children's hair. The rest will smell like my diaper after eating a spicy cup of chili.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The best part of my book is, you know, I forgot anyway, I have some matlock to watch. Hey, I, Biden, out.

**Hammer** (3:50)
Well, hell, I want to rush out and buy that bad boy right now.

**Nigel** (3:53)
I do too.

**Hammer** (3:55)
Some pages to color, some scratch and sniff. It's going to be fantastic.