BEST of UNC CRASHING OUT on Guest Part 2: Funny Marco BREAKS CHARACTER after trolling, Shakur Stevenson gets PERSONAL with Unc

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:00)
I tell you what, Chad, let's put glasses on, put glasses on him, put glasses on me, and let's turn to the side, and let's see who looks like Ms. Ness.

**Chad Johnson** (0:07)
It ain't about the acne.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:09)
Yes, it is. Have a woman ever made fun of your skin?

**Chad Johnson** (0:13)
Oh yeah, I mean, the worst comment I got as a kid telling me it looked like somebody stepped on my face with cleats, that was a word. All right, how we exit?

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:25)
Well, women like the Dr. Pimple Popper, they like to press mash blackheads.

**Chad Johnson** (0:31)
What's going on with this? Anybody ever tell you look like Ms. Natter?

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:35)
They do sometimes.
It used to bother me, but guess what? It don't stop them checks from coming in, and it don't stop them young ones from opening up.

**Chad Johnson** (0:44)
It sure don't.

**Shannon Sharpe** (0:45)
As a matter of fact, you look more like Ms. Natter to me with that skin, that acne now that you brought it up. You should have left that alone. You look, put some glasses on. I tell you what, Chad, let's put glasses on, put glasses on him, put glasses on me, and let's turn to the side and let's see who looks like Ms. Natter.

**Chad Johnson** (1:02)
It ain't about the acne.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:03)
Yes, it is. I'm glad you brought that up. But since you took it there, let's go there now.

**Chad Johnson** (1:09)
See, there we go with the- Now we're getting aggressive. I'm really scared right now.
I can sue you right now because I'm on your show and now I feel embarrassed. This is a lawsuit.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:17)
What you embarrassed for?

**Chad Johnson** (1:19)
I'm embarrassed. You've been looking like this for 30 plus years.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:23)
It was you that went to the doctor to try not to look like Ms. Netta.

**Chad Johnson** (1:26)
I'm on your show and there's 20,000 people watching. I'm a little afraid and a lawsuit can come in your face.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:31)
Ochocinco, he the one that went to the doctor to try not to look like Ms. Netta.

**Chad Johnson** (1:36)
I haven't done nothing to my skin. I am saying this is a lawsuit.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:41)
What lawsuit?

**Chad Johnson** (1:42)
Because when you come on somebody's show, I feel ambushed, like why am I getting attacked for it?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:48)
Why the hell you feel ambushed?

**Chad Johnson** (1:50)
I'm telling you, this is a lawsuit. This is live and you can't stop what I want to cook up.

**Shannon Sharpe** (1:55)
Exactly. So how are you ambushing you?

**Chad Johnson** (1:59)
My hands are up because I'm afraid.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:03)
Oh, I'm not going to let you try to empty the clip on me and then hold your hands up. I'm going to fire back at your hands.

**Chad Johnson** (2:09)
Whose show was this? This is your show, right? I'm a guest.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:12)
Uncle Ochocinco.

**Chad Johnson** (2:13)
You're supposed to make guests feel comfortable.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:16)
Hey, no, I'm mad because Ochocinco ain't firing back at you. I'm trying to empty the clip.

**Chad Johnson** (2:21)
Hold on.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:22)
He's not funny to me.

**Chad Johnson** (2:23)
He ain't about funny. He's actually about being real.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:27)
But funny Marco, if you turn to the side and look at your skin, really, is that really what we're going to do?

**Chad Johnson** (2:34)
I don't show people my side portfolio.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:38)
Bro, look at straight on.

**Chad Johnson** (2:40)
I don't have to turn sideways.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:43)
Look straight on. It's the skin, bro. It's the skin.

**Chad Johnson** (2:46)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:47)
Hey, but you said he looked like Ms. Netta first.

**Chad Johnson** (2:50)
No, I read a comment. This is y'all show. These are y'all guests.

**Shannon Sharpe** (2:53)
I'm not talking about, but Marco, I mean, true be told now. I mean, the chat being real. I mean, if you look at the skin.

**Chad Johnson** (3:01)
All right, but if me and you went one-on-one to get girls, guess who walking out with them?

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:05)
Boy, stop it. Boy, stop. Don't do that.
Who walking out with her?

**Chad Johnson** (3:11)
I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Just personality skills and just what like.

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:16)
Nah, bro.

**Chad Johnson** (3:17)
You're not going to bring money into it.

**Shannon Sharpe** (3:19)
I'm past that, first of all, I'm past that stage. If you'd have caught me in my 20s, you caught me in my 20s or early 30s, I could have made it to the competition.