BEER SAMPLE FRIDAY

**SPEAKER_1** (0:07)
I got some beers, let's drink them, huh?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
Beer's on sale, people, come down, get you some.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:13)
Brought to you by Thompson Furniture and Mattress in Columbus. Free delivery, ladies and gentlemen, Thompson Furniture and Mattress in Columbus, paying for this thing.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:24)
So, I was trying to think of a themed beer for today, okay?
Sometimes we just find stuff on the shelf and say, well, we haven't had that yet, let's try it. Sometimes there's the theme. So Joe Biden announced this past week that he's written a book.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:40)
Oh, a horrible book.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:42)
The same guy that couldn't write his own name on a pardon wants us to believe that he's written a book. So I started thinking to myself, what does Joe Biden do well, right? Because I don't think writing is one of them.
Speak gibberish? Sure. Drill? Probably.
But I've seen him fall upstairs. I've seen him fall downstairs. I've seen him fall off a bicycle. He falls.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:12)
He falls.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:12)
So I got this beer for you now. Let me slide it over.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:23)
OK, all right. I love it. Falls City Beer.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:29)
Falls City, in honor of Joe Biden, who can't walk up or downstairs, who can't stand on a stationary bike. He falls. And we've got Falls City Beer.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:41)
Louisville, Kentucky, baby.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:43)
It's a Pilsner. You know me, I like a good Pilsner. To the weekend and indie, everybody. Cheers. Let's see.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:51)
I've never had one of these before. Really good.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:54)
See, not only was it something new, something we haven't had yet, it was topical. You're not getting this on podcasts anywhere.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:02)
Falls City Beer, baby.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:04)
You're not getting this from somebody sitting between two ferns. I promise you that, baby. So, yeah, Falls City Beer, in honor of Wheelin Dealin, Hair Sniffin, Kiss Stealin, Joe Biden.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:16)
What's the name of his book? Is it?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:22)
That's the name of the book.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:24)
The name of my new book is...

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
I would believe he wrote that book. If that's the title. And the first page is blank and the second page just has a picture of naked ladies on it or something scratch and sniffed that smells like children's hair.
I would believe he wrote that book. But there's no way that old goat wrote the great American novel.
The Weeknd is officially underway in Indianapolis. Let's make it a great one, everybody. Cheers to The Weeknd. Cheers to Beer Sample Friday. And cheers to another hour of The Hammer and Nigel Show coming up next. Come on back.