**Nigel** (0:00)
Now, I realize it's only Thursday, but we are off tomorrow. So we're going to do Beer Sample Friday right now!
**Brian Alvey** (0:09)
Hammer and Nigel present...
Fry. I got some beers! Let's drink them, huh?
**Nigel** (0:17)
Beer's on sale, people.
**Brian Alvey** (0:19)
Come down, get you some.
**Nigel** (0:21)
Brought to you by Thompson Furniture and Mattress in Columbus. My name is Nigel.
Brian Alvey is filling in for Hammer, and I believe Hammer will be back Monday, I think. But thank you for filling in for the past couple of days, man. You were a man's man, by the way, and I think you might hit me over the head with what we're about to sample here. I think you might take a look at this and say, I'd rather smash this over Nigel's head than drink it. But you know what? Screw it, because I thought I thought it looked good. Now, Jerry Lopez is in here, too. You're filling in for Tony Kenneth tonight, right? Yep. I only brought two by. I didn't know you were coming in.
**Brian Alvey** (1:03)
I'm glad you saw this. You're like, only Brian's in a drink. I may from from what you're describing, I may just hand it off to Jerry.
**Nigel** (1:11)
OK, all right. So sometimes, by the way, beer sample Friday, it's not all about beer. It's it can be anything. We've sampled whiskey. We've sampled vodka. We've sampled. I usually bring in whiskey when I come in on Friday. Yeah, exactly.
So so what I have here, it says Smirnoff on the label. Oh, good Lord. It's a Smirnoff.
**Brian Alvey** (1:32)
Are you getting iced right now? You're getting iced? What is this? You gotta take a knee and chug it.
**Nigel** (1:38)
Dude, I think it looks really good. Jerry, pass that. Jerry, pass that to Smirnoff. Ice orange drink, orange cream pop. Doesn't that sound good? Brought it. Look at this leftover from last week on Mass Ever.
This is a Smirnoff ice orange cream pop. Let me get I'm going to take my headphones off and get close to the YouTube camera here. All right, so let's see.
What do you think, man?
**Brian Alvey** (2:13)
Yeah, definitely is perfect for June, Nigel. It's a great drink for June.
**Nigel** (2:18)
This seems like something that you would honestly drink at the lake.
**Brian Alvey** (2:22)
We're at the pride happening, the parade.
**Nigel** (2:25)
So so I didn't buy this in any way, shape or form. And in other words, I just wanted to watch a he bright Alvey just man it up.
He just literally chewed the bottle cap off. You know what?
**Brian Alvey** (2:41)
I want to do it, Nigel.
**Nigel** (2:43)
I already took the I already took the bottle cap off with my shirt. I know what this smells like. Heaven shut it down. You you you're going to take a drink of this.
**Brian Alvey** (2:53)
I'm dead serious.
**Nigel** (2:54)
This smells like baby ass. We've got we've got less than 45 seconds. All right. Ice, orange, cream, pop, smirnoff. And you're going to look at me and tell me it doesn't taste good. OK, I want you to do that because you're not going to be able to.
Here we go. All right. Cheers. Happy Beer Sample Friday on a Thursday, everybody.
Come on, come on, let's have it, Alvie. Come on, we got 30 seconds left here. You're ready for it. All right.
**Brian Alvey** (3:24)
Hey, special news, special news. Those ash holes will be hosting night and the noon, Wednesday through Friday, next week, baby. Game on, game on.
**Nigel** (3:35)
Now taste that, Jerry, you taste it. You tell me it doesn't taste good.
**Brian Alvey** (3:41)
Tastes like I need to hit a health clinic.
**Nigel** (3:44)
It's Hammer and Nigel Show, 93WIBC.
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