Barguments w/ Dan "Bass" Levy

**Hammer** (0:30)
It happens when we beat you in a Super Bowl, we get it. That's how things, that's the rules of the playground, my friend.

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (0:35)
That is fair, but it ain't over until they sell the property in Arlington Heights. So I still don't see this being done for a while. I saw Bass grasping at straws there on social media, being from Chicago. They're not going there. They're not going to Indiana. Nobody wants to go to Indiana. They don't wanna go there.

**Hammer** (0:55)
Bass is Bluto from Animal House right now. Hey, what's all this lying around stuff?

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (1:01)
Hey, to be honest, I haven't gone to a physical game since I used to cover the Bears back in the early 2000s. So wherever they're playing on my television, I don't care. Whatever you want to do. Would it be easier for where you live for them to play in Hammond, to get to the stadium if they built one there? I live in the southwest suburbs, so it literally actually is 45 minutes either way I want to go. Except Indiana, there's actually less traffic going down there than it would be going to downtown Chicago. So it probably would be easier for me to go to Indiana.

**Hammer** (1:31)
All right. So I told our staffers here during the commercial break, this is either going to be the best bargament we've ever done or the worst one we've ever done. I'm not sure how this could go, Bass.

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (1:43)
I don't know how it could go wrong because it is quite hilarious. I'm just looking forward to all the different versions of it.

**Hammer** (1:50)
All right. So real quick before we get rolling, where can we find bargaments and what is it?

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (1:55)
Bargaments are anywhere that you argue with your friends, your family, you do the whole Mount Rushmore's, would you rather? Are the bears going to Indiana or not? Anything that doesn't have a real answer yet is what I made a podcast out of. You can download it anywhere you get your podcasts. There's some YouTube videos and a really fun Facebook group page where a lot of Hammer and Nigel listeners, including those two in particular, like to hang out and do bargaments as well. And I like to come here on Fridays and lob it up. You guys are down, let's rock one out.

**Hammer** (2:26)
All right. This one is going to be interesting. What's the topic?

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (2:31)
What very serious movie quote becomes hilarious if you put the theme song from Fat Albert behind it?

**Allison** (2:39)
So this is so specific.

**Hammer** (2:41)
A very serious moment or a quote or a line in a movie, something very dramatic, something very serious that turns into something hilarious if you put the Fat Albert music behind it. All right.

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (2:56)
Absolutely.

**Hammer** (2:57)
Bass, what do you got?

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (2:59)
It took a while for me to kind of really figure out what would sound the most hilarious to me. And I would have to say Rocky 4 at the end when Rocky gives the speech that calls for pretty much peace between Russia and the United States.

**Hammer** (3:12)
OK, so we've taken that speech calling for world peace. And here's what it sounds like with Fat Albert's music behind it. Take a listen.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:23)
In here, there are two guys killing each other.
But I guess that's better than 20 million. So what I'm trying to say is that if I can change, then you can change.

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (3:46)
That actually came out way better than I thought it would. That is awesome.

**Hammer** (3:52)
Like, that's such a feel-good way to end that movie, right?

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (3:55)
That actually, it was like so serious, because I was like back in the 80s, you just beat Drago, there was tears. And that just, that actually came out way better than I thought it was gonna.

**Hammer** (4:06)
Like I could see people leaving the theater, like high-fiving and laughing, if that were the way that it ended.

**Dan "Bass" Levy** (4:12)
I actually could see people leaving the theater going, I want my buddy back, what the heck was that ending?

**Hammer** (4:18)
All right, so that's gonna be tough to beat. Allison, the floor is yours.

**Allison** (4:22)
All right, so I guess Bass went with like more motivation. I went with more intensity, with a time to kill. We have Kevin Spacey, Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson.

**Hammer** (4:33)
Great movie.

**Allison** (4:35)
Of course, I chose the part where Carly, Samuel L. Jackson's character is in the courtroom, talking about the scum bags that he killed after they did some terrible things to his daughter. And I think it's appropriate.