**Trevor Noah** (0:04)
So, I love pig trotters, right? Generally, any like…
**Eugene** (0:10)
You can't call them pig trotters.
**Trevor Noah** (0:11)
Okay, any hoof.
**Asma Khan** (0:12)
Okay, whatever, trotter or trotter.
**Trevor Noah** (0:16)
Any hoof, any… You know what I mean?
**Asma Khan** (0:17)
Yeah, so we have paya, nahari.
**Trevor Noah** (0:19)
Okay, right, so pig, cow, you name it. Just like anything with the hoof.
**Asma Khan** (0:24)
I'm in, I'm in.
**Trevor Noah** (0:24)
The gelatinous, I love gelatinous food.
So you can't really find much of it, especially like Hunanese, I think that's how you pronounce a cuisine in South Africa. So Eugene one day says to me, he goes, yo, why don't I… I can cook that for you. Then I was like, shame, my friend, he's really… This is like a lovely gesture, but completely unnecessary.
Do you know what I mean? And then he was like, he's like… I was like, what do you mean? And Eugene said, oh, I cook. Then I went, ah, I understand what he means. He means that he will put food together on a stove, heat it up and then ingest it. Now, many people can cook. Yes. Most people shouldn't cook.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
**Asma Khan** (1:11)
Yeah.
**Trevor Noah** (1:12)
Yeah. I've met many people who can cook.
**Asma Khan** (1:14)
Yeah.
**Trevor Noah** (1:14)
I've met many people who say, you should come over, I will cook.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:17)
Yes.
**Trevor Noah** (1:18)
And then when you go there, you go, I pray this never happens again.
I pray this thing you've done to me should never be done to another person. If I could call the Hague, I would.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:32)
Because of what?
**Trevor Noah** (1:33)
In fact, I'm shocked that you spent time doing this. The fact that you said we'll be busy for the next few hours, and this is what you made.
**Asma Khan** (1:39)
Oh my God.
**Trevor Noah** (1:53)
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We're coming to you from a boot room sponsored by Febreze, which if you know anything about soccer, is usually the last place you'd want to hang out. Because this is where all the gear lives. The cleats, the jerseys, the socks, the bags, everything that probably never sees a washing machine until it's too late. But right now, it actually smells fresh in here.
That's because Febreze Fabric is built for exactly this kind of odor. The stuff trapped in fabrics that you can't just throw in the wash. It doesn't just cover it up, it actually fights the odor. And I have to say, this is one of the more confident sponsorships I've ever seen. Usually brands want to put their names on the nicest room in the building. The VIP lounge, the luxury suite, the hospitality area. Fabrice looked at the boot room and said, no, no, no, put us in there. And honestly, I respect that. Because this room contains decades of bad decisions. Wet cleats, forgotten gym bags, socks that should have retired years ago. The kind of smells that don't just enter a room, they sign a long-term lease.
And yet somehow it smells fresh. Yeah. Can you smell that, Joe?
Smell what? Exactly!
That's what is so impressive about this. Because a lot of the things in here are exactly the things that you can't throw in the wash. None of it. The cleats, the bag, the car seat, after practice. That's the whole point. Fabrice fabric is for the things the game touches that the washing machine can't. And it's made with no dyes, no formaldehydes, and uses a 100% natural nitrogen propellant. If your soccer gear is starting to smell like its own locker room, it's time for Fabrice fabric. It doesn't just mask the odors, it fights them.
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