Are You Okay with This?

Nigel Hammer (0:01)

Oh, hi there, I'm Nigel Hammers here. We're broadcasting live at Coaches Tavern downtown, The Hammer and Nigel Road Show, ladies and gentlemen. Let's get on with, are you okay with this? Comedienne, now bear with me here. Comedienne calls herself Pineapple Honeydew.

Just bear with me. Okay. Because she made a pretty good video mocking how people sound when they use Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_3 (0:34)

Chat GPT is my frigerator running. Chat GPT is Shrek 2, the sequel or the first one?

SPEAKER_4 (0:40)

Chat GPT, how old is my mom?

SPEAKER_3 (0:42)

Chat GPT, do I know enough words to write an email? Chat GPT, what's your star sign? Chat GPT, what's that name, what's that one movie? Chat GPT, is chicken vegan? Chat GPT, can you write the email for me, please?

SPEAKER_4 (0:55)

I don't know enough words.

Nigel Hammer (1:00)

Are you okay with her interpretation of how most people, including me, I identify with that, use Chat GPT?

SPEAKER_2 (1:09)

Do you call a Chat BBT like Pineapple Honeydew was doing there?

Nigel Hammer (1:14)

That was, no, I don't, but there are some people that do.

SPEAKER_2 (1:19)

Oh yeah, dude, there's a lot of people that don't understand it's Chat GPT.

So there's something Joe Biden would say. Vaccines.Gum, Chat BBT. Like it's something Joe Biden would say.

Nigel Hammer (1:35)

There are people that use Chat GPT like Google, which I feel like it has more advancements than Google just typing something in Google.

SPEAKER_2 (1:46)

Right. Like I can't go onto Google and create a picture of you making out with Don Lemon.

I can't go onto Google and make a photo or a video of you French kissing Whoopi Goldberg.

Nigel Hammer (1:57)

You've done both with Chat GPT. Thank you.

SPEAKER_2 (2:00)

That I have. But yes, that is exactly what it sounds like when people are trying to use AI.

And speaking of sounds like, this is what ACDC sounds like to people who don't like ACDC.

Nigel Hammer (2:17)

What? A woman walking her dog freaked out when she saw a mariachi band performing during a marriage proposal at a park in California.

SPEAKER_2 (3:29)

I love a good mariachi band.

Nigel Hammer (3:31)

I do too. This woman, this Karen didn't. She shouted, go back to Mexico.

SPEAKER_2 (3:37)

Oh, no.

Nigel Hammer (3:38)

Here is part of the interaction.

SPEAKER_3 (3:40)

The park is for people that live here to enjoy the park and have picnics, and they don't allow events on the grass here for that reason.

SPEAKER_5 (3:48)

Yeah, I understand them.

SPEAKER_3 (3:48)

They don't come here to enjoy it. So I just called the police. They're coming out here. They're going to make you tear it down.

SPEAKER_5 (3:54)

No, I understand them.

SPEAKER_3 (3:54)

We'll be out. I don't care. It's every single weekend and I'm sick and tired of it.

SPEAKER_6 (3:58)

We weren't here last weekend.

SPEAKER_3 (4:00)

Just tell them to tear it down. You're going to have to anyway. No, don't tell me to shh. You shh.

This is the next night.

Nigel Hammer (4:13)

Are you okay with this?

SPEAKER_2 (4:15)

I'm not okay with the Karen. I'm totally okay with the Mariachi band. I love those videos every year. There's some students that do a senior prank where they hire a Mariachi band to follow their principal around all day and just play songs or something like that. I think that's great. We need to have an official Mariachi band on The Hammer and Nigel Show. We need to make that happen. And imagine the Karen calling police and then the person that has to take the call, the first responder on the other end. So you're not going to send an officer to a rape or a murder or an assault because you're sending them to tell the Mariachi band to go back to Mexico.

What an awful heifer. No, I'm not okay with that.

But this does give us an idea for a new television series from Hammer and Nigel Productions. Can I speak to your manager?

SPEAKER_4 (5:13)

America's next top Karen is back.

SPEAKER_6 (5:15)

Can we be seated already? We've been waiting for five minutes.

SPEAKER_4 (5:19)

Watch as these kooky Karen's compete to be the best in America.

SPEAKER_6 (5:26)

I need to take my boys to soccer practice. You cannot force me to wear a mask. I will call the cops.

Nigel Hammer (5:32)

I will call the cops.

SPEAKER_6 (5:37)

What?

SPEAKER_4 (5:38)

These Karen's are large and in charge.

SPEAKER_6 (5:41)

I ordered the right romaine hearts and this wedge salad. These sleeves are green. Hi, 911 911, there's a bunch of gangsters selling lemonade outside my house. There's a lady here who's trying to make me wear a mask.