Are You Okay with This?

Nigel (0:03)

Are you really okay with this?

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

Are you okay? Everything's gonna be okay.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Nigel (0:10)

Yeah, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_2 (0:12)

I'm pretty far from okay.

Hammer (0:15)

Are you okay with this?

Nigel (0:17)

On The Hammer and Nigel Show.

SPEAKER_2 (0:19)

Okay!

Nigel (0:22)

Oh, you'll like this one. A 48-year-old City Commission candidate in Florida.

His name is Derek Hughes. Allegedly showed a graphic nude picture of himself, including images describing, described as him doing the, quote, helicopter with his junk.

Hammer (0:47)

Oh, okay.

Nigel (0:49)

This is how the guy described it.

Wanna see me doing the helicopter? I don't know why I'm doing it.

Hammer (0:57)

Why is Trump talking about it?

Nigel (0:58)

Witnesses say it happened in a chamber of commerce event, around 30 people there. They all witnessed it, him doing the helicopter with his junk. Are you okay with this?

Hammer (1:10)

No, I'm not, unless they were talking about that at the council meeting. Like, I have a hard time believing that was something that was on the docket. All right. We're going to talk more about tax breaks coming up here in just a moment. But first, swirling your genitals, let's get Derek up here. Derek, the floor is yours.

I don't believe that's how it worked. Now, you've done this before, Nigel.

Nigel (1:36)

What's that?

Hammer (1:37)

Show the YouTube audience what it looks like when we say the helicopter trick.

Nigel (1:42)

Oh, for God's sake.

Hammer (1:44)

There may be somebody that doesn't know what it means.

Nigel (1:47)

Really?

Hammer (1:48)

And this is why you have to watch us on the YouTube stream, in addition to listening to us.

Nigel (1:53)

Hold on. Hold on. You're asking me to demonstrate what it's like to do the helicopter?

Hammer (1:59)

You've done it before. This isn't your first rodeo here.

Nigel (2:04)

Allison, look away.

Allison Moore (2:06)

I think Allison's going to make eye contact.

Hammer (2:09)

Allison's locked in right now.

Nigel (2:12)

She really?

Hammer (2:13)

Look at her. I've never seen Allison Moore turned on in my life.

Allison Moore (2:17)

I have the trashcan right beside me.

SPEAKER_2 (2:19)

All right, here we go.

Nigel (2:21)

If I was nude, uh-huh, this is how I would do the helicopter.

Hammer (2:26)

OK.

Oh, he's thrusting his hips. He's going around and he's fallen. He's fallen back onto the chair that's in the corner. The helicopter was so intense that it knocked Nigel down on the chair in the corner.

Nigel (2:41)

I'm out of breath, Allison.

You can you can. Yeah, you could divert your eyes. There it is.

Hammer (2:49)

I like what you got.

Allison Moore (2:50)

Not only winded, but you fell over.

Hammer (2:53)

All I know is I looked over and Allison was not only making eye contact. She was biting her lip a little bit.

Allison Moore (3:01)

That's holding in the puke for everybody.

Hammer (3:03)

Oh, you were kind of doing that little flirty lip biting thing.

Nigel (3:11)

The helicopter, ladies and gentlemen, there it is.

Hammer (3:17)

The Lindsay is a lucky woman.

Nigel (3:18)

Yeah, she is. She damn well better realize it. United Airlines and Delta Airlines are recovering after experiencing a technology issue on Monday. It caused problems for travelers around the world.

A British Airways flight also had to land immediately in Chicago, Hammer, causing a rapid descent for God's sake. I'm getting ready to go on vacation on Sunday, and this is what I deal with. Everyone on the flight was fine, but this is what one passenger said happened.

SPEAKER_2 (3:56)

The aircraft was kind of going down in the way that it does when you are about to land. The speed is uncannily fast, and it's sort of going down, and I could feel that.

Allison Moore (4:11)

Oh, I took this airline going to Scotland.

Nigel (4:13)

You're not OK with this, either of you? No, no, that that woman was like, yeah, it started rapidly descending, just like the Dubai flight, the hijack flight.

Hammer (4:27)

I'm willing to bet the Dubai flight may have been a little bit more rapidly on the descent, right, because of a lunatic terrorist. But yeah, the point remains, you don't want to be on an airline where there are problems of any kind.

When I was coming home from our trip to Ireland, we came in to Indianapolis, and that's when there was like a tornado warning going on. Pilot tries to land us. We got the touch and go. Pilot touches down. The wind was too crazy. Took right back off.

Nigel (4:58)