Are You Okay with This?

**Hammer** (0:02)
Are you really okay with this?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:04)
Are you okay?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:05)
Everything's gonna be okay.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:08)
Are you okay?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:11)
I'm pretty f***ing far from okay. Are you okay with this?

**Nigel** (0:16)
On the Hammer and Nigel Show.
Oh, you'll like this one, Hammer. There's a steakhouse in Florida that's offering a nude dining experience once a month.

**Hammer** (0:32)
Lude, nude, dude in the nude!

**Nigel** (0:34)
Now, it's only once a month, all right? Don't get excited. It's not every day. It's only once a month. It's 250 bucks for dudes, 150 bucks for chicks, and $300 for couples.
Here is the chef and the owner.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:50)
They disrobed pretty much here. Please allow people to express themselves at our place.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:58)
It's more so of a gathering to get to know people, new people in the city, in the lifestyle.

**Nigel** (1:06)
Are you OK with the once a month nude steakhouse and the chef and the owner's excuse? And are you OK with any of this?

**Hammer** (1:16)
No, I'm not. And it's not for the reasons that you may think, because in your mind, you're thinking, oh, wow, I can have a steak and I'll see Sydney Sweeney naked.

**Nigel** (1:29)
Sure.

**Hammer** (1:30)
Or I'm going to see Kate Upton naked.
Let me put this in WIBC terms. Oh, wow. I get to see Alison and Johnnette naked. But the real reality is you're going to see Tony Katz naked. You're going to see Nigel naked. The people that get naked are never the people that you want to see. It's like that with these nude beaches. Like everybody says, oh, let's go to a nude beach. And you think in your mind, you're going to see these hot European chicks with beach bodies.
No, that's not who's naked. You're seeing Whoopi Goldberg. You're seeing Joy Behar. You're seeing the cast of The View walk around naked. Alison, back me up here.

**Alison** (2:13)
Well, I'm also thinking about the logistics like, I hope you don't order soup and spill it on you.

**Hammer** (2:20)
That's a great point. Yeah. The soup of the day. Let's say it's tomato, lobster bisque. Lobster bisque.

**Alison** (2:27)
I hope they're wiping down the seats in between customers. I mean, right.

**Hammer** (2:32)
That's a lot of Clorox wipes that you got to get out there and rub on those seats.
Now, I will say, I've always heard that rib eye tastes better when your balls are out. But even for that, I don't know if I want to pay 250 bucks. And for the fact that women only have to pay 150, I think is ridiculous.

**Alison** (2:53)
No, I like that part.

**Nigel** (2:54)
Gives new meaning to the word bone in rib eye.

**Hammer** (2:57)
Hi-yo!

**SPEAKER_2** (2:59)
Waa-waa-waa-waa!

**Nigel** (3:01)
A piece of the SpaceX rocket booster has hit the moon early this morning, kicking up a massive dust cloud.

**Hammer** (3:10)
Kick up the dust.

**Nigel** (3:12)
Astronauts are training their telescopes on the impact zone to learn more about what's under the lunar surface. Here is the SpaceX director.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:24)
What has happened is essentially a mixture of solar activity and gravity forces have put it on a path towards the moon.

**Nigel** (3:33)
Are you OK with SpaceX? Boy, an errant SpaceX rocket jutting towards the moon.
Are you OK with this?

**Hammer** (3:43)
No, no, I'm not OK with this.
Although I'm not mad, but I'm not OK with it either. I'm kind of indifferent. I mean, I feel like sooner or later, when you shoot so much crap into space, and it's not just rockets, we put satellites up all the time.

**Nigel** (3:59)
Everywhere.

**Hammer** (4:00)
I'm surprised we haven't crashed more stuff into the moon. Like, I bet once we get back to the moon next year or the year after, and we have people walking around looking at it, they're going to find a bunch of space junk. They're going to find a bunch of crap.

**Nigel** (4:15)
Oh, sure.

**Hammer** (4:16)
Like, it's not just like the old flag that, you know, Neil Armstrong planted back in the day that I believe has been knocked over or at least rendered white.

**Nigel** (4:27)
The aliens got it.

**Hammer** (4:30)
You're going to see a bunch of old, abandoned crap up there. There's a lot of stuff up there. That's not going to be anything surprising to me.
So, yeah, the more stuff we send up into space. And keep in mind, it's not just NASA. It's SpaceX. It's Jeff Bezos and his boner rocket.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:48)
It's the Chinese.