Are You Okay with This?

**Nigel** (0:10)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**Allison** (0:12)
I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.

**Hammer** (0:15)
Are you okay with this?

**Nigel** (0:17)
On the Hammer of Nigel Show. The Hammer, while reporting about a Chicago man who broke a world record for walking with a balloon between his knees.

**Hammer** (0:29)
Ooh, ee!

**Nigel** (0:31)
There were some TV anchors that didn't really waste any time bashing and trashing this guy's effort.

**Allison** (0:38)
25-year-old Sam Farber tried to break a Guinness World Record for the fastest 10-meter walk while holding a balloon between his knees. The current record is 3.91 seconds. Farber did beat the record coming in 3.5 seconds.

**Hammer** (0:52)
I feel like somebody in this building could probably give a run.

**Allison** (0:55)
Yeah, tonight.

**Nigel** (0:56)
Are you okay with that little snide comment at the end? Somebody in this building could probably give him a run.

**Hammer** (1:02)
Yeah, I'm fine with it. If you think somebody can, then you better put a camera out there and let's see who can do it.

**Nigel** (1:08)
That's a great idea.

**Hammer** (1:10)
You know, put your money where your mouth is. Like, I'm not above someone saying, I think I can beat that record.

**Nigel** (1:15)
Me, you, and Allison.

**Hammer** (1:17)
Yes, absolutely.

**Nigel** (1:19)
Let's have video. Let's have digital. We're always wanting content. Me, you, and Allison.

**Hammer** (1:23)
Balloon between our knees.

**Nigel** (1:25)
10 meters, right? Is that what they said?

**Hammer** (1:27)
Yes.

**Nigel** (1:27)
Don't know how that translates to defeat at all.

**Hammer** (1:30)
Nobody knows.
Allison, are you in for the balloon between your knees race? I'm with Nigel.

**Allison** (1:39)
How long is 10 meters?

**Hammer** (1:44)
Nigel, can you crunch the numbers here?

**Nigel** (1:46)
10

**Hammer** (1:47)
And I have a feeling me asking Allison about a balloon between her knees is going to end up on the montage on Friday in some capacity. 33

**Nigel** (1:56)
It's 33 feet.

**Allison** (1:58)
Okay, we could do that.

**Hammer** (1:59)
33 feet. Yeah, that's nothing. Yeah.
I feel like I've got the advantage because I have larger manhood, so I'm used to carrying things around, so I've been doing this for a long time. I mean, I'm just using Nigel's words. You said last week, there's not a lot there.

**Nigel** (2:18)
I direct quote. Direct quote. I'll freely admit that. But the guy on TV was like, yeah, there's some guys here that could do it better than he can.

**Hammer** (2:30)
Then get down there and do it.

**Nigel** (2:31)
Some bow-legged bimbo that I work with is really good with balloons between her knees.

**Hammer** (2:38)
Denise, the weather slut. That sounds like a job for you.

**Nigel** (2:42)
Can you imagine?

**Hammer** (2:43)
I wish we had Denise, the weather slut on staff. That would be like anytime there's a severe thunderstorm warning or tornado and the EAS goes off. We now turn our coverage to Denise, the weather slut Denise.
Like it's very calm, act like nothing else is wrong and she does a great job, but she's just known as Denise, the weather slut.

**Nigel** (3:05)
Man, I'm going to have to swallow this next one here.

**Hammer** (3:09)
There's another thing for the montage.

**Nigel** (3:12)
Mark the tape.

**Allison** (3:13)
This whole segment is the montage.

**Nigel** (3:16)
Here, I got one here for you. This is actually concerning to me because there's a Dairy Queen in Zionsville. Dozens of Dairy Queen locations around the country are closing.
This is a blizzard warning. Those thick ice cream treats started back at DQ in an 85 Hammer. And now, do you know who did... I'm going to play this for you. Do you know who did the first TV commercial for the blizzards at Dairy Queen? Go ahead.

**Allison** (3:40)
It's the newest treat from Dairy Queen.

**Nigel** (3:43)
The blizzard.

**Hammer** (3:44)
The delicious, huge Dairy Queen blizzard.

**Nigel** (3:47)
The treat's so thick, you gotta spoon it up.

**Allison** (3:51)
Get a blizzard made with a butterfinger.

**Nigel** (3:53)
You got it right. A heath bar.

**Hammer** (3:55)
I think so.

**Nigel** (3:56)
Cookies. The choice is yours.

**Hammer** (4:00)
The new treat's so rich and thick.

**Nigel** (4:02)
All right, we got it.

**Hammer** (4:04)
That's clearly Benicio del Toro. Final answer.

**Nigel** (4:10)
Benicio del Toro.

**Hammer** (4:12)
It's Casey Kasem for the love of God.

**Nigel** (4:18)
Oh, man.

**Hammer** (4:20)
But no, to answer your question, I'm not OK with this because I love Dairy Queen.

**Nigel** (4:24)
I do too.

**Hammer** (4:24)
The problem with Dairy Queen is the problem you have with a lot of KFCs.
There's usually one or two in your area. One is the good one. The other one sucks. Like one is well ran and they always have great customer service. The other one you walk in and it smells like feet and the employees look like they just got done smoking a bowl and touching each other and shirts are all untucked and there's flies maybe flying around and you're like, come on guys.