Are You Okay with This?

**Nigel** (0:21)
Stop it, stop it. All right, this guy in France. All right, I have my own opinions about this. I'm very strong opinionated about human beatboxing, okay? But this guy in France, I want to hear your... This guy in France has some supposedly wow beatboxing skills, and his video has gone viral. Every sound you hear from this guy is from his mouth. Go ahead, Alison.
This is from his mouth. What do you think?

**Hammer** (1:10)
So, the best part about having a camera on Allison is you can watch her reaction to ridiculous crap.

**Nigel** (1:18)
That's all coming from his mouth.

**Hammer** (1:21)
It sounds like somebody holding in a fart, but then ultimately having to let it go. That's what it sounded like. Am I supposed to be impressed by that quote unquote beatboxing?
And again, if you are watching us on the YouTube stream where there are cameras, I think you can see the disappointment in Allison's face more so than when she normally listens to this program.

**Nigel** (1:40)
I'm about to light your faces up because that has nothing compared.
Ladies and gentlemen, and I know this is your segment, Hammer, but if you would indulge me, I will defer my time to the representative of Liston. This still is nothing compared to the fat boys.

**Allison** (1:58)
Well, here we go.

**Nigel** (1:59)
Human beatbox. Go ahead.
I'm still working on it. I've been trying to master my beatbox for years. You can shut it off. I've been trying to master my beatbox, like that guy for years. I can't even come close.

**Hammer** (2:48)
And keep in mind, this is a big fat boy. It's not somebody with lots of room that he can be wasting oxygen. This is a big fat boy. Their name was literally the fat boys. And he put on a clinic there. That's way better than this turd from France. I think this guy from France should do what they do best and surrender to the fat boys, because that is how you do some beatboxing right there.

**Nigel** (3:15)
I think we need to hear Alison's beatbox.

**Allison** (3:18)
I knew this was coming. I am pretty good at it, I will say.

**Nigel** (3:21)
You're very good.

**Allison** (3:22)
Okay. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.

**Hammer** (3:27)
Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

**Nigel** (3:29)
Now, Hammer, I want to hear you do it like the guy from the Human Beatbox and the Fat Boys, where we're going gasping for air.

**Hammer** (3:40)
You hear that when I have to take the stairs, when the elevator is broken and I've got to walk from the second floor back down to the first floor.

**Nigel** (3:58)
I've heard those noises before. I thought you were in one of the studios.

**Hammer** (4:01)
No, you've had to ask me, are you OK?
Are you OK with this? Yeah. Elevator is just broken.

**Nigel** (4:13)
A new mom out of Canada gave birth to her baby while sleeping through her epidural. So this happened to the hospital. Nurses found the baby minutes later under a pile of blankets.
Listen, you can see the mom very, very upset. Baby is 100% healthy. Go ahead.

**Hammer** (4:38)
It's okay.

**Nigel** (4:42)
Hi.

**Hammer** (4:45)
It's unbelievable that you didn't feel that.

**Nigel** (4:48)
Now, I hear that. I hear that one of the nurses say, it's unbelievable you didn't feel that, but she was under an epidural. You don't feel squat. As far as I understand it, are you okay with this woman giving birth with an epidural and not feeling it? And the baby's just hanging out under the blankets there.

**Hammer** (5:04)
Yes, because this is in my wheelhouse.
When the coupon lady was getting ready to drop Chris Hammer, she had the epidural, but she could still feel a little bit. She was still having some contraction pain, right? So being the shady witch that she is, she said that the epidural didn't take. She said that, I don't know what happened, but I'm not feeling anything. And she started just doing her usual bitching and moaning that I've grown accustomed to.
And I think the doctors and the nurses, just to shut her up, gave her a second one. So they gave her a second epidural. And at that point, she's feeling like a million damn bucks. She's dropping shorties left and right. I'm holding on to the leg and she's watching TV laughing. So there are ways you can beat the system. All you got to do is say, I'm not feeling the effects of the epidural. This isn't working. I still have pain. And if you are a big enough pain in the ass, like Crystal Hammer was, the nurses will give you a second one. She probably could have dropped a baby elephant out of that thing and not felt it. She was feeling good.