**Alison** (0:00)
Hammer, I just posted this video on our X account, and it is, it looks exactly the way it's described. A video making the rounds from the 4th of July weekend.
Two ladies fighting.
**Nigel** (0:12)
It's a lady.
**Alison** (0:13)
The post says one of the ladies was, quote, biting into someone's leg like it was fried chicken. Here's some audio.
**Nigel** (0:29)
Good lord.
**Alison** (0:30)
No. I will press charges.
**Nigel** (0:34)
Did you post this?
**Alison** (0:35)
I just, I just now posted it. It looks like it could be fried chicken or corn on the cob.
**Nigel** (0:41)
Let me watch this here. Hold on.
**Alison** (0:42)
Just watch that. Maybe we could...
**Nigel** (0:44)
Oh, my God.
**Alison** (0:46)
Post it again.
**Nigel** (0:46)
She's got like that hand on there, like you're holding corn on the cob. If she can't do it, I will.
**Alison** (0:55)
I will press charges.
**Nigel** (0:57)
Going full cannibal, and she's biting multiple times. Oh, my God.
**Alison** (1:01)
Are you OK with this strategy of fighting somebody, biting into their leg like it was, quote, fried chicken?
**Nigel** (1:08)
No, I'm not. Because I'm looking at this big old woman that's doing it, and maybe she was just hungry. I don't know.
It kind of looks like the notorious PIG that chick from Ball State that was fired and ultimately brought back. But seriously, watch this video that Nigel just posted at Hammer and Nigel on our Twitter account. I mean, did you see this, Alison? Are you watching? Yes, you are exactly. She's holding it like a piece of corn on the cob. Right. Hands are in that position like you would bring it up to your mouth and she's just mowing on this person's leg.
**Alison** (1:44)
And that's how you fight these days.
**Nigel** (1:46)
Yeah. And she's holding a French bulldog, too. There's a lot going on there. That's right.
**Alison** (1:52)
The victim is holding a French bulldog. Oh, you're totally right about that.
**Nigel** (1:56)
There's a lot going on there. Good Lord.
No, not OK with that at all.
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