Are You Okay with This?

**Jerry Lopez** (0:11)
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.

**Jason Hammer** (0:16)
Are you okay with this?

**Jerry Lopez** (0:17)
On the Hammer of Nigel.

**Jason Hammer** (0:22)
So normally, when Nigel's here, he runs these stories by me, but Nigel's dead. So Jerry Lopez is filling in for Nigel. He'll be back next week. And I will be the one that gives you the verdict of whether or not I'm okay with this. Now, if you jump over to the WBC YouTube page, we got Allison's face back on the screen. We're trying to hit 200 likes, 200 thumbs up.
Jump over there right now. Help us out. Jerry, let's play the game. Let's go.

**Jerry Lopez** (0:53)
All right, so here we go. First up, the Buffalo Bills have announced that OJ Simpson will not be featured in any way when the Bills move to the new stadium this year.
Previously, he was still in the Hall of Fame. Are you okay with this?

**Jason Hammer** (1:07)
Okay. So I'm going to talk to you like a lawyer. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm going to try to talk to you like one.
While I may agree with what the Bills are doing here, I feel like there is past precedence that would indicate that we do something a different way.
I think we all agree OJ probably murdered Ron and Nicole, but he got away with it, right?
He was acquitted. So how are you going to tell me the Baltimore Ravens are going to build a statue for Ray Lewis, who was also involved in a pretty grisly murder that many people feel like he was a part of, but yet one, he's still in the Hall of Fame. Two, they bring him back all the time. He's out on the field hyping up the fans, but yet OJ doesn't get that same treatment in Buffalo. I get each team can do what they want, but I'm looking for a little consistency here. Why is a murder okay in Baltimore, but it's not okay when it comes to the Buffalo Bills?

**Jerry Lopez** (2:11)
No argument for me, and the juice was in Naked Gun.

**Jason Hammer** (2:16)
The juice is something we would always say in our college house. Like, because I lived with some of the biggest, rowdiest, most raging alcoholic drug-using partiers you've ever seen in your life. I was the choir boy of that group, right? The house on Martin Street with all the crazies. I was the mild-mannered one. And anytime somebody would get lucky and you'd have success with a member of the opposite sex, you would hear somebody yell down the hallway, The Juice is Loose!
So when you heard The Juice is Loose, you knew somebody had a pretty good night.

**Jerry Lopez** (2:55)
Is that Jason Hammer screaming The Juice is Loose?

**Jason Hammer** (2:57)
Great moments in juice history.

**Jerry Lopez** (2:59)
All right. McDonald's fried apple pie is back on the menu.

**Jason Hammer** (3:03)
All right.

**Jerry Lopez** (3:03)
But just for a limited time.

**Jason Hammer** (3:05)
Oh, bullcrap!

**Jerry Lopez** (3:07)
Are you okay with this?

**Jason Hammer** (3:08)
No, I'm not okay with this because I wasn't born yesterday. This whole for a limited time crap really grinds my gears. You know what, Allison, go ahead and hit my music.
When in the course of human events, a situation arises like the apple pie coming back to McDonald's or the McRib coming back or even the Shamrock Shake. We are told it's only for a limited time and it might not ever come back. Well, that's tyranny and I will not stand for tyranny because this is just McDonald's and some marketing worm that makes six to seven figures a year trying to capitalize on a short period of time. I will not stand for this. This is redammediculous and suck my McNuggets.

**Jerry Lopez** (4:00)
I felt like a true American right there.

**Jason Hammer** (4:02)
Thank you.

**Jerry Lopez** (4:03)
All right, to left, new Canadian study found that people who accidentally swallow ocean water are probably likely to get sick because they are drinking seagull poop, Jason. How they say less than three people actually say they got sick after leaving the beach. But if you get sick after drinking the water, it's because you're drinking seagull poop. Are you OK with this?

**Jason Hammer** (4:22)
I think I'm OK with this because it makes sense, right? Like, if you get ocean water in your mouth, what do you expect? There's fish pee, there's seagull poop.

**Jerry Lopez** (4:33)
And if I'm standing by you, there's Jerry P.

**Jason Hammer** (4:35)
There's Jerry P.
Like, I know people who have been on the show Survivor. My friend Scott Pollard, who used to play on the Pacers, he was on Survivor. They poop in the ocean. They call it an aqua dump. Like that's what they don't show you on that show. So there's a lot of foul stuff that takes place out there in the ocean. You can't be shocked. The only thing I'm not okay with is I feel like the seagull is getting the blunt of all the blame here. There's dead bodies out there. There's rotting corpses. There's all that stuff. There's drugs, all of that's in the ocean water. But yet we're going to blame the seagull for all of the stuff that's getting you sick. I kind of feel bad for the seagull.