Are You Okay with This?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:10)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:12)
I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:16)
On the Hammer of Nigel...
Hammer, a Florida man in his 70s, accused of getting $1,800 worth of erectile dysfunction medication. Got his hands on some ED meds, right?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:37)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:37)
With plans to sell them in a retirement community, he faces up to a year in federal prison. Are you okay with this?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:45)
Federal prison?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:46)
Federal prison for...

**SPEAKER_3** (0:48)
So hold on, hold on. We had a story earlier about a guy that shot and killed a pet cat.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:53)
And he's not going to spend a day in jail. This guy wants to give chubbies to old people, and they're going to send him to Rikers? No, I'm not okay with this. The crime does not match the punishment at all. Now, you guys know me. I'm a guy that loves some good old fashioned crime and punishment. I want to televise executions. I'm that guy.
But you want to tell me a 70 year old dude that's selling bootleg Viagra to a bunch of old dudes who probably need it needs to be in the same facility as El Chapo?
No, this does not work for me.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:31)
We actually have a comment from his wife who is selling. Go ahead.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:35)
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh, come on.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:39)
That was awful. Should we move on? Please. A neighborhood in Seattle broke the Guinness World Record of Largest Dim Sum Party. You know what dim sum is? Every dim sum, the Chinese dumplings and buns. Allison, you with me? Dim sum? They're so good. I'm with you.
And it goes like pastries and stuff like that. They had 830 people eating it all together in this neighborhood in Seattle. Here we go.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:05)
I can announce, in Seattle, of 830 people.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:11)
It's a new British Royal Becker title. Congratulations to the Chinatown International Business System, the proven area.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:20)
You are officially amazing.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:23)
My God, that sounds like a party.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:25)
Are you okay with the dim sum world record?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
I am now.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:29)
Did you hear that party? That sounded like Times Square at New York.
Like when the Pacers had their telethon in the 80s, and Bobby and Nancy Leonard announced, we've saved the Pacers, there wasn't that reaction. But yet the dim sum world record in Seattle sounded just like a Super Bowl parade. That's amazing. I wasn't okay with it before, but I've done a 180 I'm okay with it now.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:53)
Welcome. Welcome in. The water is warm.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:56)
And this brings us to great moments in Guinness World Record history. Now, you tell me if this guy picks up a lot of chicks at a bar.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:04)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:05)
This is the guy that just set the world record for popping 200 balloons with a nail the fastest. Ready, set, go.
What the? That felt good.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:36)
That's been many months in the making right there.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:39)
Many months in the making.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:40)
Oh yeah, he gets a lot of chicks.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:42)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:42)
He pulls a lot, man.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:44)
Allison turned on a little bit.
Dare I say, he nailed it. Oh, there it is!