Are You Okay with This?

**Nigel** (0:20)
So Hammer police are investigating videos of guys emerging from manholes.

**Hammer** (0:28)
E! Look out!

**Nigel** (0:29)
In New York City. Guys, I'm just reading this verbatim off the page. Guys emerging from manholes.

**Hammer** (0:38)
Is this a Telerico story?

**Nigel** (0:40)
That's in Texas.

**Hammer** (0:41)
Oh, okay.

**Nigel** (0:42)
This is in New York City. Now, in the past, people have been caught down in the sewers, you know, being scavengers, like for valuables and stuff, kind of like Batman or something. Here is a retired police officer.

**Hammer** (0:54)
Hold on. I don't think I ever remember the Batman episode where he was down there looking for somebody dropped to five.

**Nigel** (0:59)
Well, Bane, wasn't Bane, didn't Bane go down there and live in the sewers there for a little while?

**Hammer** (1:05)
And what the hell are you doing down there, Bruce Wayne? You're a billionaire. Somebody dropped to five.

**Nigel** (1:12)
So I saw a $10 bill on Batman. Here's a retired police officer talking about the people in the videos emerging from the manholes.

**Hammer** (1:23)
We need to know who they were, what they were up to. It's dangerous. It's the same as jaywalking, walking down the middle of a highway. They could be electrocuted. They could be overcome. There's gas lines down there.

**Nigel** (1:32)
There's electrical lines down there. Are you OK with guys emerging from manholes?

**Hammer** (1:38)
Well, it is Pride Month. Yes, absolutely. It's the joke that keeps on giving, right? I will always laugh when I see the word manhole in a story, just like I'll always laugh when I go to subway and they squirt something on your sandwich and it sounds like a fart. I'll always laugh.
I will always laugh when I see a sign that says, now hiring all shifts, but the F falls off. And it says, now hiring all, you know, that word without the F. I'll always laugh at it. There was a story, I think it was out of New York last year where some sort of gas explosion was happening and you had flaming manholes.
I'll laugh at a headline when I see flaming manholes every single time. Am I 13 years old? Yes, I am. But do I find it funny? You bet you're flaming manhole.

**Nigel** (2:30)
There is a bar in Chicago. I don't know this for sure. I've only heard rumors. It was called the manhole with it had a big neon arrow pointing around back and said entrance and rear.

**Hammer** (2:41)
Right?

**Nigel** (2:41)
Now, that's clever.

**Hammer** (2:42)
Embrace that level of play on words.

**Nigel** (2:44)
That's clever.

**Hammer** (2:45)
The Uranus fudge factory that's up north. Like here in Indiana.

**Nigel** (2:49)
What?

**Hammer** (2:50)
Yes, that's the name of it. You know what I'm talking about, right? Allison, that's an Anderson. Yeah. And Anderson, the Uranus fudge Uranus fudge. They embrace all the euphemism double entendre there. Yeah, you got to own it. OK, got to own it.

**Nigel** (3:06)
Superstar hottie Sydney Sweeney insisted on doing nude scenes in her show Euphoria. She insisted.
Are you OK with this? Explain who Sydney Sweeney is and you've been watching Euphoria lately, have you? Right.

**Hammer** (3:23)
So much like the trend that we have in The Hammer House, I start binge watching shows well after everybody else has. So we just started season one of Euphoria.

**Nigel** (3:34)
Do you know how old it is?

**Hammer** (3:36)
I think it's like 2017

**Nigel** (3:38)
Oh, wow. OK.

**Hammer** (3:39)
And they just wrapped up the final season of it. It's the series finale. But Sydney Sweeney is the star. Now, she is a very well assembled, large chested, beautiful woman.

**Nigel** (3:51)
Sure.

**Hammer** (3:52)
She is the the jeans girl. You know, she's got good jeans that everybody lost their minds over.

**Nigel** (3:58)
That's right.

**Hammer** (3:58)
Yeah. She's an actress. She's been in a couple of other things, but she's probably the it girl right now. Like at one point, it was probably Cindy Crawford. At another point, it was probably Kate Upton. Now it's Sydney Sweeney.
She's the new bombshell hot chick.
So in the season that just wrapped up, she plays the role of an OnlyFans model that makes money doing OnlyFans stuff, humiliating herself on OnlyFans, but she made a lot of money. That's the storyline. The director, Sam Levinson, Levinson was like, you know what? Maybe we can be creative and do camera shots where it applies that you're naked or you're topless, but we won't have to do it. And Sydney was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

**Nigel** (4:48)
She wanted to show them puppies off.