Adult Baby, Daddy, Liz

**Liz Franczak** (0:00)
Does this get a special, this gets a special thing, right? A special episode, beep.

**Brace Belden** (0:05)
Hello. Wait, are we doing this, is it a stand alone thing that we're doing this on?

**Liz Franczak** (0:09)
Yes, it's a stand alone.

**Brace Belden** (0:11)
This feels like cheating. We didn't do a stand alone when you left.

**Liz Franczak** (0:14)
Because I informed everyone at the correct time, ahead of time.
And I'm going to say this, we talked about this a while ago, where I was like, Grace, when do you want to say something? And you go, I don't know, I'm just going to say something whenever I need to. Or whatever you say. That's what I'm doing right now. You're doing your thing. I'm fulfilling my word.

**Brace Belden** (0:37)
You think I talk like that?

**Liz Franczak** (0:39)
No, I refuse to do it. Oh, I don't know, Liz.

**Brace Belden** (0:43)
Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll just say something when I need to. I don't know.

**Liz Franczak** (0:49)
What is that? We were just talking about sports, so I feel like you sound, to me, I was just about to be like, you sound like someone who has Big League Jew right now.

**Brace Belden** (0:56)
Yeah, the winner of the rabbit stroking competition, but he also hurt that woman.

**Liz Franczak** (1:03)
What?

**Brace Belden** (1:04)
Lenny.

**Liz Franczak** (1:05)
What are you talking about?

**Brace Belden** (1:07)
People think of Mice and Men as like a tragedy or whatever, but I mean, he did hurt that woman.

**Liz Franczak** (1:16)
Okay, we're like on two, we're surfing two different waves right now. I'm not saying, I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just talking about Bubblegum, and you just went into a whole different thing.

**Brace Belden** (1:25)
That's what Big League Jew is?

**Yung Chomsky** (1:27)
Yeah.

**Brace Belden** (1:28)
Oh, God, I thought it was some kind of snooze product.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:31)
Big League Jew, I think, famously invented by what's-his-name, who directed Tar.

**Brace Belden** (1:35)
Oh, yeah, the one and only Adolf Hitler.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:38)
I'm pretty sure that's true.

**Brace Belden** (1:41)
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to a very special episode of the True Anon Podcast. My name is Brace Belden.

**Liz Franczak** (1:49)
I'm Liz.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:51)
I'm producer Young Chomsky.

**Liz Franczak** (1:52)
And like you said, this is the True Anon Podcast.

**Brace Belden** (1:55)
This is the True Anon Podcast. Are you going to rename it while I'm gone?

**Liz Franczak** (1:59)
Yeah.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:00)
Don't worry about it.

**Brace Belden** (2:01)
Why would I not be worried about it?

**Liz Franczak** (2:03)
I would be worried about that if I did rename the show. Why would I rename the show?

**Brace Belden** (2:08)
Maybe you thought of a better name.

**Liz Franczak** (2:10)
No, True Anon is the name. I know. It's the better one.

**Brace Belden** (2:15)
I know. You guys should have heard the alternatives. This is hard for me to say.

**Liz Franczak** (2:21)
I know. Folks.

**Brace Belden** (2:23)
This is difficult for me to get out there.
But at the end of the day, I have to tell the truth. I will be leaving the show.

**Liz Franczak** (2:34)
No.

**Brace Belden** (2:35)
I will be temporarily leaving the show. I will be permanently leaving the True Anon Podcast for a period of time until I revoke that and come back on the show.

**Liz Franczak** (2:50)
Wait. Is that how you think it works? It's a take-see-back-see?
Yeah. It's like I'm leaving, no, no, now I'm coming back. Yeah.

**Brace Belden** (2:58)
Yeah. People do that all the time.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:00)
George Costanza style.

**Brace Belden** (3:01)
Yeah.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:02)
Probably.

**Liz Franczak** (3:02)
I think it's more of this, you're taking a little break.

**Brace Belden** (3:04)
I'm taking a leave of absence.

**Liz Franczak** (3:06)
There you go.

**Brace Belden** (3:07)
But that makes it sound like it hurts.

**Liz Franczak** (3:09)
Well, because you got in trouble.

**Brace Belden** (3:10)
Yeah. I did get in trouble.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:13)
I did get in trouble.

**Brace Belden** (3:15)
And I am being punished.

**Brace Belden** (3:17)
I am being punished.

**Liz Franczak** (3:18)
No, punishment would be you have to do more.

**Brace Belden** (3:21)
We have to talk about some... I have wanted to talk about this on air for a little while now.

**Liz Franczak** (3:26)
What?

**Brace Belden** (3:28)
In the lead up to having a child, there are many books you read, there are many classes you're supposed to go to.

**Liz Franczak** (3:37)
I know what you're going to talk about, and I don't think we should talk about this.