Acho & Shady React To Cowboys Vs Bucs, Eagles in Trouble? 49ers-Seahawks Rivalry & MORE!

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I don't watch television.

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Isn't it great? This year has been insane.

Emmanuel Acho (0:38)

Have you dated anyone privately?

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Let me just say this.

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I can't control myself.

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What about you?

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I'm single.

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I might be ready to mingle.

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Of course I'm getting more action than Glowy.

Chris Godwin (0:50)

You think I walk around with this smile on my face for nothing?

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Oh my God.

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My home state.

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F*** your life!

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (1:35)

What?

Kieran Hickey-Semple (1:37)

What's happening right now?

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (1:38)

It's the last show of the week, man. The guys in the back are sleepy.

Kieran Hickey-Semple (1:42)

What's happening?

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Messing s*** up.

Kieran Hickey-Semple (1:50)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in to the Speakeasy sophisticated sports talk with the best in the game. I'm the large human being, nickname Carebear, standing behind the bar, Kieran Hickey-Simple. And I'm joined here today by two gentlemen who played in the National Football League. One of them, my boss, Emmanuel Acho in the building. How are we doing today, Acho?

Emmanuel Acho (2:08)

Hey, let's get right to it, y'all.

Brian Schottenheimer, an absolute today imbecile. Like what in the world of Shady they can see you? They can see you, Shady.

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Goodness gracious.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (2:19)

What's happening with Shady?

LeSean McCoy (2:20)

Shady acted like Brian Schottenheimer.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (2:22)

What the hell is going on?

Emmanuel Acho (2:24)

Let's get right to it, Kieran.

Kieran Hickey-Semple (2:25)

Look, man, also joining us here, Shady, after dry humping the floor. How are we doing today, Shady? How are we doing today?

LeSean McCoy (2:31)

You know, in short, like, okay, cool.

Hey, look, man, all I want and all I require today, all the fans, all the people in the chat, I need, his name is Kieran, I need Kieran today to be 100% honest, and I need Acho. What's up, G? I ain't seen you in how many days? It's been a while. And everybody keeps saying, yo, what's up with you man, Acho? So I need Acho, or Echo, everyone we call today, to keep it 100 Please, you've been talking to my birds all week, and I ain't even texting you because of that. So today, let's speak easy, keep it 1000

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (3:10)

Absolutely, keep it in 1000

Kieran Hickey-Semple (3:11)

Speaking of keeping it 1000, his forehead is 1000 centimeters long. Social Trey in the building, how we doing today, Trey?

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (3:18)

Listen man, feeling good? Feeling great?

Kieran Hickey-Semple (3:20)

Oh my God.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (3:22)

Yeah, they ain't gonna do a total reveal, man. Let's get to it.

Kieran Hickey-Semple (3:26)

We have to get to it. Let's go ahead and talk about the pissport, not awful terrible, stinky poo poo Dallas Cowboys, losing a game at home on Thursday night football to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the O and fours, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jerry Jones, looking on, disgusted with the product that he was responsible for putting out there on the field. Also, Dak Prescott, looking like Sinbad right there tonight. Two interceptions, was just not good enough. Only 16 points for this electric, this gaudy, greatest offense there is, is what they were calling it before the season started. There we go.

Fellas, your reaction to the Cowboys embarrassing themselves on national television tonight.

Emmanuel Acho (4:09)

Brian Schottenheimer was better off vomiting on himself than he was performing how he did today.