09/15/26 Grandpa’s Wife’s Birria Tacos 🌮👵 | Brown Bag Mornings
Brown Bag Mornings
September 15, 2026
The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline filled with backstabbing cousins stealing taco recipes, secret Long Beach ghost kitchens, and mothers gaslighting baby daddies out of their catering dreams!
Speakers Rosecrans Vic, Angie, Greg, Hannah, Shalaya, Crystal, Ernie
TopicsComedyMusicMusic Commentary
Rosecrans Vic (0:00)
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SPEAKER_2 (0:58)
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SPEAKER_3 (1:06)
This is Birria from Cypress Hill.
Angie (1:08)
Cypress Hill.
Greg (1:09)
Where are you from, ese?
SPEAKER_6 (1:10)
Don't you know I'm loco?
SPEAKER_7 (1:12)
I'm going to crack down, going down, perritos. Guys, let me ask you a question real quick.
Angie (1:16)
Okay.
SPEAKER_7 (1:17)
What's more annoying, somebody spitting through your neighborhood or somebody starting their loud ass car in the morning at 6 AM?
Angie (1:24)
Oh, it's like tide right there. It's very annoying.
SPEAKER_7 (1:28)
Very annoying?
Angie (1:29)
Yeah, both of them.
Rosecrans Vic (1:30)
The neighborhood starting the loud car, yeah, because it don't even go fast.
SPEAKER_7 (1:35)
That's me, dog.
Greg (1:36)
That's me too.
Angie (1:38)
Wait, which one? Which one?
SPEAKER_9 (1:39)
The speeding or the loud car?
SPEAKER_7 (1:42)
I start the loud car in the morning, I have a little bit of an exhaust, and I actually find it kind of embarrassing, because I'm not really an exhaust type of guy, so I do be waking up after the block.
Greg (1:50)
I feel bad because we get here so early, so I have to wake up early, it's cold as hell in the morning. So when I start my car, it's like... And I'm like, dude, my neighbors are probably pissed.
Angie (2:00)
They probably know what they're doing.
SPEAKER_7 (2:01)
I don't like it when dudes be driving by and they're more like... Like, dog, is it that serious, big dog?
Greg (2:06)
But now you're that guy.
SPEAKER_7 (2:07)
Now I'm that guy.
Greg (2:08)
Now you're that guy.
SPEAKER_7 (2:09)
And guess who else is that guy? Orange County Police just launched a major crackdown on speeding, loud exhaust systems, and illegal vehicle modifications along the coast.
The operation stretched from San Clemente all the way to Seal Beach, and some drivers got caught doing way too much, dog. Police stopped over 105 vehicles, issued warnings, drivers about 102 violations. 33 drivers were cited speeding. Police wrote about 18 loud exhaust tickets. The loudest car measures were 111 decibels. California's passenger vehicle limit is 95, dog.
Greg (2:42)
It's most likely like in the beach areas, because a lot of people take their cars cruising, like the exotic cars, the Ferrari's and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_7 (2:47)
I want to show them off.
Greg (2:48)
Racing and stuff like that, so I get it.
SPEAKER_7 (2:50)
Rumor has it they're going to be doing that over here to an LA county. Yeah, good luck.
Greg (2:54)
Good luck with that.
SPEAKER_7 (2:55)
Man, look at all those Tesla drivers, huh? They're all like quiet, huh?
Rosecrans Vic (2:58)
Yeah, you guys don't know that our car goes faster than everybody's.
SPEAKER_7 (3:01)
And you guys don't know you could just pull up on anybody.
SPEAKER_3 (3:04)
Aye, where did that come from? Peek-a-boo.
SPEAKER_7 (3:09)
Let's get to some, Chizmation with Angie. Chizmation with Angie, let's go.
Hannah (3:15)
Zula, come here.
SPEAKER_4 (3:16)
Now, what's going on?
SPEAKER_6 (3:19)
Chizmation with Angie.
Angie (3:21)
Okay, I know for a fact right now, French Montana is pissed because this got leaked, okay? So yesterday, he was actually streaming with, what's his name, the streamer?
SPEAKER_4 (3:33)
Neon.
Angie (3:33)
Neon. Neon. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes, he was on stream with Neon, right? And they're at a fashion show. And tell me why he's sitting next to a girl and she leaks that French Montana is going to be a daddy. Listen.
SPEAKER_7 (3:46)
I'm so happy for you.
SPEAKER_2 (3:49)
I'm so happy for you.
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