Welcome to Night Vale Podcast Transcripts
Night Vale Presents · 381 episodes with transcripts
Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time.
Spoken has transcripts of 381 Welcome to Night Vale episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 1, 2026.
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Latest Welcome to Night Vale transcripts
295 - The Book of Dale
October 1, 2026
Jeffrey Cranor (0:05)
Hey, y'all, it's Jeffrey Cranor, and we have a brand new audio drama coming your way this month. My Night Vale co-writers, Joseph Fink and Brie Williams, and I wrote a romance called This Will Ruin The Tour. It's set in a single day in New Orleans, about a 40-something pop star on her comeback tour, and the young…
Get more info about This Will Ruin The Tour and The Nudge at welcometonightvale.com, click on Books. Last thing, did you know you can smell like Night Vale? The incredible perfumers at Sucreabeille developed a signature scent called, of course, Mostly Void Partially Stars. It smells like a cool night in the desert…
SPEAKER_2 (3:21)
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SPEAKER_3 (3:24)
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