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Vanderpump Rules Party · 300 episodes with transcripts

Welcome to Vanderpump Rules Party hosted by Hollie Bohorquez and Sarah! Come talk all things #PumpRules!!! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Magellan AI - https://docsend.com/view/5vdvbdx7cr4tikmy Claritas - https://claritas.

Spoken has transcripts of 300 Vanderpump Rules Party episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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October 8, 2026

Sarah C. (0:01)

Welcome to Reality Rules, a Vanderpump Rules Party podcast, where we discuss reality TV, pop culture, and of course, everything Vanderpump Rules related.

Hollie Bohorquez (0:13)

We've been the experts in Vanderpump Rules for over a decade. So come along and join us for one big pump-tiny party.

Hi, everybody. I'm Hollie Bohorquez.

Sarah C. (0:29)

I'm Sarah C. Welcome back to SLC Salt Lake City.

Well, I guess we forgot to announce that I am still alive. Um, I didn't, I wasn't murdered. However, I might be today. Someone asked to come over.

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