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Mike Bennett Studios · 35 episodes with transcripts

The Zooquarium Podcast is a deep dive into all of the questions YOU want answered about the animals and habitats of the land, sea, and air.

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Why Do Sloths Poop on the Ground?

January 20, 2026

Fitz (0:00)

Hi, my name is Fitz, I'm 7 and a 3 quarters. And I have a question. Why do sloths go all the way to the ground? Why do sloths go to the pool? Why do sloths poop in the sky?

Mike Bennett (0:40)

Fitz, you came to the right place. We're here at The Zooquarium Podcast, where we get to find out together why sloths don't poop in the sky, and instead, poop on the ground. We have Chanel here, our resident animal expert. Chanel, I'm just gonna throw it straight to you, because I don't have an answer.

Chanel Hason (0:57)

I love when we get to talk about poop. That's amazing. Who doesn't love to talk about that? First, let's talk a little bit about sloths themselves. Mike, do you have any guess what animal is most closely related to a sloth? I'll give you a hint. They like to eat a lot of ants.

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