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The Basement Yard Podcast Transcripts

Santagato Studios · 580 episodes with transcripts

A podcast hosted by lifelong friends Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez. Presented by Santagato Studios.

Spoken has transcripts of 580 The Basement Yard episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 5, 2026.

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  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
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#575 - Work Hard, Play Harder

October 5, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

College football is back, so Hilton called on me, the superstition concierge, to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Ooh, that smells lucky.

Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching band wake up call at 555 in 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay.

Joe Santagato (0:30)

Welcome back to The Basement Yard. Welcome back to The Basement Yard. Frank?

Frank Alvarez (0:39)

I gotta be honest with you. I just caught it with myself. I'm a little fucking stinky.

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