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Talking Simpsons Podcast Transcripts

Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons · 619 episodes with transcripts

Join your friends Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert (plus a rotating roster of guests) for a chronological and cromulent exploration of the greatest show ever made!

Spoken has transcripts of 619 Talking Simpsons episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1050103463/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Talking Simpsons transcripts

Talk To The Audience?!? - September 2026

October 7, 2026

Bob Mackey (0:16)

Ahoi hoi everybody, and welcome to Talk to the Audience, where this is always death. I am one of your hosts, Bob Mackey, currently occupying the empty Simpsons writing room, and who is here with me today, as always?

Henry Gilbert (0:25)

Watching Stephen Root's acceptance speech on a loop, Henry Gilbert.

Bob Mackey (0:29)

And yes, this is Talk to the Audience, and on this podcast, we go over what's happening in the Simpsons world, what's happening in our world, and then we spend the rest of the podcast responding to your questions and comments from the last round of episodes posted to the Patreon. And I realized that some people…

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