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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files.

Spoken has transcripts of 328 SCP Archives episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1453436915/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest SCP Archives transcripts

SCP-7831: "The Ningyo"

October 8, 2026

Pacific Obadiah (0:00)

Hey everyone, it's Pacific, and welcome back to another episode of SCP Archives. Just as a little reminder, every Tuesday, now until December 31st, we are hosting live listens on our Discord where you can listen to both the episodes we're releasing every week together in a community with all the other listeners who…

More to talk about that next week. So yeah, stay tuned. But up next, a quick ad break, and then this week's episode. Enjoy!

SPEAKER_2 (2:41)

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SPEAKER_3 (3:26)

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