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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast Podcast Transcripts

Stefanie Taylor · 987 episodes with transcripts

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks

Spoken has transcripts of 987 Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 9, 2026.

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Latest Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast transcripts

In the Running for Worst Person in the World

October 9, 2026

Cecily (0:14)

What's up, everybody? It's Cecily and Stefanie here to talk to you about what's up going on. What's up going on?

Stefanie Taylor (0:22)

What's up going on?

Cecily (0:23)

What's up going on? Let's change the name. Since we're not doing as much Bachelor content, the Rose Pricks doesn't really make sense. What if we just change it to what's up going on?

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