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People are the Worst is the true crime podcast where nothing is ever as it seems. Each episode we dive into a case with a shocking twist that will leave you baffled. From unexpected killers to badass survivors to mind-bending reveals, we uncover the most jaw-dropping, batsh!

Spoken has transcripts of 299 People are the Worst episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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Latest People are the Worst transcripts

Courtney Coco | 228

October 8, 2026

Rachel Kassinger (0:02)

He launched the first episode in September 2019 with the hope that it would gain some attention. Stephanie could have never imagined that within seven weeks, her case would be solved. Shut up by a podcaster. That's right.

We're back. We are back. Hello.

Rebecca Blackstock (0:28)

Hello. Four eyes.

Rachel Kassinger (0:29)

I know. I'm sorry. What am I sorry about? What are you sorry for? That was so stupid. Because I'm hiding behind my glasses because, you know, I didn't have time to do a full face. No, we're not doing it. All right. We're not doing it. All right. Here we go, then. Well, I was going to point out that you were soft…

I'm into it. And if they look good on you, yeah, they look good on me. There you go. So, there it is. Except not because you have different hair now and it's so much better than mine. Whatever. This is boring. That's not why we're here. That's not why we're here. You know why we're here?

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