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Oysters Clams & Cockles: Lanterns Podcast Transcripts

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Discussing your favorite TV shows since 2016. New episodes weekly. Hosted by Ross Bolen and Barrett Dudley. Presented by Bolen Media. Subscribe on https://www.Patreon.com/OystersClamsCockles for exclusive ad-free episodes weekly.

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Lanterns S1E8: Dirt and Stars

October 5, 2026

Ross Bolen (0:02)

Welcome back for another helping of Oysters Clams & Cockles, presented by Bolen Media. I am Ross Bolen, here with Barrett Dudley to discuss and review the season one finale of Lanterns on HBO. Barrett, how's it going?

Barrett Dudley (0:17)

It's going all right, homes.

Ross Bolen (0:19)

Please don't. I've always been confused by this.

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