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No Such Thing As A Fish · 845 episodes with transcripts

The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

October 8, 2026

Dan Schreiber (0:01)

Hey, everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of Fish, where today, James Harkin is away, and we are joined by one of the juggernauts of British television. It is the writer-producer, Russell T Davies. You'll know his work if you've watched any British television over the last 20-plus years, starting with Queer as…

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing As A Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn. My name is Dan Schreiber. I'm sitting here with Anna Ptaszynski, Andrew Hunter Murray and Russell T Davies. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite…

Russell T Davies (2:00)

Casanova wrote his, it's called a memoir, it's a massive, massive autobiography, some pages of which are on pages watermarked with love hearts. There's a thing.

Anna Ptaszynski (2:10)

Because he was such a romantic guy.

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